Rivermoonwolf

joined 6 days ago
[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Don't worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I'm old. I'm STILL imagining a world where we got Dukakis instead of Reaganomics 2.0

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Turn it off and turn it back on?

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Considering one of my cats is gay, this makes me laugh waaaaay harder than it should.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I don't wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can't get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I've been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Sadly, I'd say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Why not both?

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

We're not that lucky.

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