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[–] db2@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

It's great for washing down that Walmart Fent-On-The-Bottom yogurt.

I'd like it better if its entire existence couldn't literally be a prop in a dystopia novel. Ruthlessly exploiting malnourished cows and their calves, watered down to pad profits, jugged in plastic, extorting ungodly amounts of land and water resources, sold by a corporation that has a bigger bottom line than most sovereign nations, sold to the impoverished and brainwashed masses that fuel the very destruction of the only planet we fucking have.

That, and it's 2%. Whole milk or no milk, and I will die on that hill.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 12 points 6 days ago

Satisfying homogenised mammalian excretion.

[–] jamescathybleak@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

1 star. It's not vegan.

[–] caligine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 days ago

0/10 not in a carton

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

We noticed you're interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 5 days ago

It's the perfect shade of white, smack in between ejaculate and Proof Boy. Tastes better than both.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 4 days ago

Most milk does a body good.

This milk does a body okay.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Tasted like it came out of the wrong hole.

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[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

Thanks for the reminder to get my prostate exam.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 7 points 6 days ago

Milk! Fuck yeah!!

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Lumpy, just like mother used to pump.

[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Tastes milky with with a hint of tonka beans. Texture is smooth. The dance of the glyceris angels can be felt. Color is fresh snow white. No hint of sourness, the protein didn't stucked to the teeth. Smell reminded me of my childhood at the lake house.

But it blue label is for 1.5% milk not 2% so that is a minus. This must be an American thing.

9/10

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 points 5 days ago

Guaranteed to give everyone the lactose shits.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 days ago

"Helped me cum"

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

It plays a mean bluegrass

[–] Camille_Jamal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

2% milk, other 99% is chemicals that turn the frogs gay (joke)

[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 2 points 4 days ago

The extra 1% is for extra gayness

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I bought this milk two weeks ago. Once the arduino was installed I fired up the python console and it worked well. The jug is a little flimsy so it doesn't supper that many computers but it was fine until the fire.

[–] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Tried it as a loudspeaker enclosure but the sticky tape won't stick. 1 star

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

1/5 stars, this IKEA cheese kit came without the necessary screws!

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