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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 67 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I foresee this becoming a trend

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 61 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then you start hiding real bodies once people get used to the trend.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Among other things I believe the are carrion feeders, so that makes sense.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

My favorite episode was always the one where she found that fresh deer carcass after the long winter.

Did she eat that too?

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Nah just chewing her fingernails

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

There are Facebook stone painting groups. They leave stones ranging from kitch to decent marked with the FB group and postcode and members are encouraged to pick some up and leave them along the trail on their next hike. I wonder if realistic gruesome ones have appeared...

DDG image search (with the major AI slop site filtered out) so you don't have to open FB

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

This pic is pretty old and it hasn’t happened yet. But I mean, be the change and all that.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 42 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Many years ago I came across a quarter that someone had nailed onto the sidewalk. In case someone's looking for a less disturbing but still fun easter egg to leave for future people.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you use aquarium silicone adhesive, they won't be damaged, the adhesive is weather proof, and the silicone gives a flex and wiggle that prevents sheering. We had a dime stuck to our porch for 8 years and when it finally came up, it was because the concrete had eroded underneath it.

My dad taught that one to me in high school. He stuck $1.50 in random change to the ground in front of the soda machine at the apartments he was groundskeeper for. On slow days he'd sit and watch the local kids try desperately to get a free soda with money they can't pick up.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

Cursed. I love it. Even if someone did get it it would be well earned too.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

You’d think the local kids would know better.

It occurs to me this would work better at a motel.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nailed? Glue might be better. Like a gorilla glue or epoxy resin.

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel like glue wouldn't last as long. I have no idea how long the nail was, but if it's a couple of inches deep I have no idea how you'd be able to get it off without an angle grinder. With glue you can chip it off, or use solvent, or a blowtorch.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 5 days ago

With epoxy resin it's not going to come off without making you look like a crazy dude - which then would be totally my mission

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 16 points 5 days ago

Salesmen at a local car dealership would super glue quarters to the parking lot. The porters and/or customers would always try to pick them up, and it brought us so much joy to watch.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Glue the finger rock to the ground, got it.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I’m here thinking that if I came across a severed finger, I wouldn’t pick it up…

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

Some boys have just the right combination of curiosity, mischief, carelessness, & lack of self-preservation instincts.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I hope a 1,000 yrs from now this same finger rock resurfaces on the interwebs 6.6.0.6 and scares the crap outta some cyberpunk kids cause they found it on some trail.

[–] mech@feddit.org 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

1000 years from now, archeologists will dig it up and conclude it was likely used for ritual purposes.

1000 years from now the paint will be gone and it will be more interesting to geologists than archaeologists - assuming there are any -ologists (or humans) left at that point.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

Verde Velvet

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works -2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)