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[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 198 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Even if it wasn't different media.

"Look guys! Here's Aladdin in a dark alley in the evening and then later he's in the open air in broad daylight and the fucking cartoonists colored his skin lighter!"

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh, but you're forgetting that any attempt to apply basic reasoning or logic when someone is trying to paint something as racist makes you a racist...

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

This guy social medias

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

I know right

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago

could make his blue shirt gold as well

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago (4 children)

The original Aladdin story in One Thousand and One Nights is set in China (Aladdin is also Chinese), is based on a middle eastern folk tale, and was written and added to the book by a Frenchman. And then it's most recognizable incarnation (at least to a western audience) migrates the setting and characters to a fictional Arabic kingdom and gives him an American white guy voice. The character, Aladdin's, cultural identity as we know it is a little all over the place.

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

And part of the reason the setting is almost never China in adaptations is that the original 1001 Nights version of the story is very much set in China in name only, with the setting being modeled after the Middle East anyway. I mean, there are two jinns, a sultan, and the sorcerer is from Morocco. And when characters are actually named, they have decidedly non-Chinese names like Mustapha.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Throw in the fan theory that Disney's version takes place thousands of years in the future.

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wait. What? Have not heard that one.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

It is a theory to explain how genie knows about things like automobiles and 20th century movie stars. It posits that these are only anachronisms if the story is set in the past, as commonly assumed. But setting it in the far distant future eliminates the problem. It also explains the apparent "magic" in the world as remnants of a fallen high-tech civilization.

Rajah the tiger? Genetic engineered. Magic carpet? Hover tech. Buried stop signs (video game only)? Ancient relic. It's really quite surprising how well this theory fits.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm 100% on board with this. While the "Genie doesn't experience time the same way" theory is also plausible, why would the genie be trapped in the lamp for 10,000 years and have a problem with it at all if time means nothing to him? Also, if time means nothing to Genie, why can he 1) get duped by Aladdin, and 2) do the things that allow Jafaar to use him to do terrible things?

Also, the Merchant scene really sets a lot of this up as well. The combination hookah and coffee maker also makes French fries - potatoes didn't even make it to the Eastern hemisphere until the 1500s. The Dead Sea Tupperware, obviously, sets the date after the 1960s.

Also, there's other lamps around. The vendor talks about a lamp, while handling a clearly polished lamp, meaning that it's not the Genie lamp. In the market scene, there are lamps at a stand as Aladdin and Jasmine run off. If Genie was stuck in a brass lamp for 10,000 years, it would have been made around +/- 9,000 BCE, before brass was first created. In fact, before writing had been invented, and Genie can read and write. In English.

Finally, that the Cave of Wonders would contain much of the world's gold mined up until the Medieval period. Estimates the global mined supply, including mined in ancient China and the Americas and not likely to end up in a cave, would be an order of magnitude more than estimates of what Scrooge McDuck had in his Money Bin, and the cave seems to have more than Scrooge had. There was no shortage of gold in Agraba - especially since we see gold elsewhere in the movie. Clearly this is the bunker of a prepper who used an advanced AI system to guard it all, stockpiled billions in gold coins, and died before they could spend it all.

Additional theory element: Genie experienced 10,000 years in the lamp because Genie was on Earth the whole time. During the apocalyptic event, several ships left the earth and used advanced propulsion to explore nearby star systems for a new home. None of them looked good enough, and after traveling at close to c for what seemed like a few years, some of the ships started to return to Earth (Edit: the first Planet of the Apes movie from the 70's had this as its plot), including the seed ship the AGRABA. The city was founded by a seed ship trying to repopulate the Earth. They were gone for what seemed like a few years, but due to time dilation, the journey from Earth's perspective was closer to 9,800 years. So the advanced technology makes sense still as newer tech scavenged from the seed ship and forgotten about, like the AI tiger head guarding the cave.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah.. what? Please explain, you have my full attention

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago

An American white guy voice from the 90s

Aladdin is the most stereotypical, tv trope, radalicious, woahhhh, duuude voice

It's like one or two steps away from being a Ninja turtle.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago

Mr. Worldwide

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 85 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ahh, back when clickbait had to ~~scourge~~ scour for fake things instead of just boiling 1000 gallons of water.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I feel like this kind of bullshit is a distraction from actual criticisms of the way the movie Aladdin depicts the Middle East.

[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A Palestinian friend once went on this mini rant about how Aladdin wasn't even Middle-Eastern. Al Addin (according to the friend) means "The Easterner." So Aladdin should have been Indian or Korean or something.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TIL from comments here that Aladdin was originally set in China, so this is very plausible.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

From my understanding Alladin is racist just in a really lazy way

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago

"Where they cut off your ear

If they don’t like your face

It’s barbaric, but hey, it’s home."

For some reason they kept the "barbaric" part.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I mean, the origination of the story is a mess to begin with so of course it's going to misrepresent things, this comment kinda goes into the details a bit - https://lemmy.world/comment/23310329

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we get along 🎵

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Ok, I never thought I will type "Aladdin yaoi" in my search engine, but here we are. There are far more Aladdin x Hercules hentai than I expected, so I couldn't find where this exact screenshot is coming from.

[–] charonn0@startrek.website 60 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

I found a version which has Goofy at the bottom and Donald is mentioned, so it's not only about these two guys but more Disney characters:

https://xxxpicss.com/xxx/hercules-gay-hercules-gay-porn-drawings-aladdin-hercules-gay-comic-porn-aladdin-hercules-gay.jpg

nsfw

The oldest upload I could find is from 2008 May: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/146150 This comic is old enough to buy beer in europe.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahh it's kingdom hearts yaoi even better

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 12 points 4 days ago

Goofy at the bottom

From the phrasing and context, I was expecting something else when I clicked.

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[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

I love that their speech bubbes have different fonts! And none of them is PAPYRUS. High quality comic, with additional care about historicity! Now I'm interested in the full comic, I'm on it.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] chunes@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Ah yes, the two races: poor and white.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EonNShadow@pawb.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You're a furry, doomed to be either suspiciously wealthy or flat broke

No inbetween

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wish my suspiciously wealthy phase would hurry up and get here.

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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That's not a hair on my screen

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[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay. The Aladdin thing. THAT'S NOT FUCKING

And yet it's literally a blowjob. Checkmate (/s)

"I did not have sexual relations with that demigod."

[–] Madu@fedinsfw.app 9 points 4 days ago

This reminded me of the crush I had as a kid on Jasmine and that rule34 is a thing... Fuck yeah!

[–] null@lemmy.org 10 points 4 days ago

I recognize that bulge.

[–] epicthundercat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (5 children)

Some of the comments here feel like the lefts version of complaining when a kids movie gets the wrong culture put into a lead role and the right complains... Like when the right complained about the Little Mermaid.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

lol how did the comment or know the porn movie and shot from it so quickly?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Quickly?

The post lists the date and time. Comment is relative time. That means greater than 24 hours

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