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[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I think you mean pecking order. Pegging order... that's something completely different. That's butt stuff.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 48 points 4 days ago

No no. It's accurate. He got pegged by a cock.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TastehWaffleZ@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Appropriate edit for bicycle day!

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Can't tell if the title typo is an intentional joke or your autocorrect's, "learned words," are telling on you.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wait, are they saying that they don't know what a chicken is?

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip -3 points 3 days ago

The US stereotype were created by the internet giving people like this a voice to be heard outside of their family.

"I am the Lorcox, I speak for the fishes"

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

Ah yes, I saw this on Planet Earth 2. Attenborough said it was the great pacific King Eagle. Strange to see it off its normal migratory pattern. Ah well, thats global warming for you.

[–] nooch@lemmy.vg 7 points 4 days ago

I wanna get pegged by a busty chick...

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

“This is my spot, buddy.”

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've found that if a rooster is trying to attack you, that if you spray it in the eyes with WD-40, it'll stop in its tracks, look at you stupid like wtf just happened, and walk away.

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

What the actual fuck