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[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

There is a Swedish film on this subject. As described on imdb:

A German business man, Volkswagner, comes to Österlen in the south of Sweden to build Deutschneyland, a gigantic amusement park for German tourists. The local councilors and the member of parliament are all in favor of the idea, although it will turn vast areas into parking lots for cars. The Lindberg family does not like the idea and with the help of a little magic, they start scheming against it.

There are scenes where they are walking around in the middle of nature going

Can you imagine a better place for a popcorn stand?

And stuff like that. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068025/

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Hahaha that actually sounds quite funny

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I hear George Carlin's voice.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Lots of water for a new datacenter that will allow you to undress minions

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is one sentence with at least three things in it that should be crimes.

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Still more legal than what happened with Grok

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Isnt it still happening?

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s why they are dismantling the Forrest service

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Well for mining first, then yeah sell the ripped land to companies.

[–] 2fm@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Anyone play Satisfactory? Beautiful nature, yet you are directed to exploit the planet. Reminds me of that.

As a Factorio player, what's more beautiful than an endless concrete sprawl.

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I’ve been playing Arknights Endfield and what makes it feel silly is that the story is all about saving this precious, pristine grassy environment from blight and destruction…and you do it by making giant resource-mining factories.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My latest challenge mode in that game is to try and develop infrastructure while destroying as little of the natural environment as possible.

This has led to building a number of offshore plants, but the difficulty is having to still run materials to them before unlocking drones to do it for me.

Whenever I have to build in the interior, I've tried to focus on building tall instead of wide so that it doesn't take up much land space. But that does cause the horizon to become cluttered with a few industrial spires.

I can't help but have to destroy some of the environment to get early biofuel power going, but I focus on finding as many crash sites as I can early on to skip to coal as quickly as possible.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You could make structures that get high and then became wide

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I once made a computer factory that was essentially a large floating octahedron. It had a condensed feed of materials coming in from one point in the bottom and a few drone ports to bring in other completed parts around the middle. I didn't plan for it, but just started building stages wider as I went taller until I noticed subsequent stages required less space, after which I started going in reverse.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 2 days ago

You made me want to do the same challange, but i'il do it on minecraft with the Create mod

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You've got to ask yourself, what did Nature ever do to us? Clearly Walwart provides us with food, drinks, computers, entertainment, weapons, ...

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tires, eyeglasses, vaccines, live fish (they stopped this one, I think), medicine.

Nature needs to step up her game.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

There might come a day that Walmart has more live fish than nature.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Roads? No wait... That was the Romans.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Not in america I can assure you that.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I used to live in a small town who successfully kept out a Walmart and Cracker Barrel. The former because it would have paved over a historic farm and cost millions to extend the sewer, and the latter because “we already have restaurants.”

I miss that place.

[–] Tomassci@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

How beautiful nature would be if we just plagued it with ads...

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 2 days ago

"They paved paradise and put up a parking lot"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I need an AR program "CEO vision" that lets me view pristine natural environments as strip malls

[–] DemandtheOxfordComma@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think I might know where this picture was taken. Not far from here. Weird.

[–] PolyLlamaRous@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had the same thought. Wallow Whitman National forest? North Matthieu Lake?

What was your guess?

[–] Kommeavsted@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Jefferson park maybe?

[–] Francislewwis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Nature: perfect as is Humans: needs more parking 😭

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No no no, first you have to make a subdivision with cookie cutter houses and "whimsical" road planning, then you name it after the mountain ecosystem you bulldozed to make it. The walmart is built at the bottom of the mountain on the less important mountain ecosystem.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

That's nice and all but we could never pave that mountain, could we just Cover it in garbage?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

🎶 🎵 Paved over paradise,
and put up a parking lot 🎵🎶

[–] FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Looks like Little Tipsoo Lake. Tons of traffic through that area.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago
[–] GreenShimada@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Mmmm, makes my stockholder value go up ;)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Like... On top of the lake?

Might actually be nice if it was all wooden and looked a bit like a big beaver dam. 🤔

We'll drain and pave over the lake.