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    [–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 48 minutes ago

    I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.

    [–] gkaklas@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago

    You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🀷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)

    [–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 hours ago

    Obviously it's and ebook managing suit called klit

    [–] eodur@piefed.social 31 points 5 hours ago

    I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"

    [–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 157 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

    Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs

    [–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 1 hour ago

    Rival to GNUbbin

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 10 points 5 hours ago

    I do like my idea of a search tool more, but if it was for the trackpoint clearly it would be for adjusting the sensitivity

    [–] nirodhaavidya@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

    I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    [–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

    It's right below the Y, if you get to the B you've gone to far down

    I prefer playing with my joystick.

    [–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

    "have you looked in nubrubs.conf"

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

    Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.

    [–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 10 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

    Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious

    [–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

    It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.

    It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

    Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.

    [–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

    Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.

    [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 56 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

    Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.

    [–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

    FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)

    [–] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 hours ago

    The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.

    [–] mogoh@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 hours ago

    KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris

    [–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
    [–] ogeist@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

    Of course, Kortal Combat!

    [–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 hours ago
    [–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

    announcing : Kideas