"Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the large cappuccino."
this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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My God is now submerged under a mountain of empty Nespresso capsules.
I don't have one, but I am not bothered by anything in your picture.
Your coffee maker kinda looks like the Alien.
"...The LORD saw it, and it displeased him that there was no justice." --Isaiah 59:15
What am I looking at?
Coffee milk cereal
We're confused because we can't see the cereal. But, coffee on cereal is a grand idea, I'm not surprised I never thought of it--it's rare for me to have good ideas.
My god is where they always were, non-existent. Enjoy your cereal.
So glad I came to the comments to understand. And you sir are a true person of genius.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's a coffee machine with the coffee blasphemously being poured into a bowl instead of a mug.
there are bowl shaped mugs with glorious half liter capacity and bigger (does slapping a handle on this thing make it less blasphemous?)
For Americans: Half a liter (500ml) is about 17oz.
For Europeans: common mug sizes in America range from 16oz (473ml) to 24oz (709ml) or even 30 oz (887ml)
I guess if it's less than 400ml, it gets called a "cup"...
But holly fuck, 800ml is large! People fill it with something for drinking, or it's a "it's nice to have some empty volume there" thing?
Coffee? You mean milk with a littlebit Coffee in it, don't you?
So, you’re French now.
As a kid in boarding school in France we had black coffee in a bowl like that every morning. With half a baguette that we would butter and dip in. Used to love it but I lost the habit entirely . Pity…
I once tried steeping (black) tea in a friend's drip coffee maker. That shit was the strongest, most flavorful tea I've ever tried. 9/10 would recommend
I think I saw a person make black tea or mate on a espresso machine on youtube. Said it was wee strong.
locked in someone's basement I guess
You're going to sprint to the toilet halfway through