Microblog Memes

Dream Weaver

The Cars for Kids jingle.

And i would walk 500 Miles and i would walk 500 more to be the man who would walk 1000 miles blah blah blah blah 😭🔫

Baby shark

Honestiy, anything by Creed.

We are the champions by Queen

Not for any fault of the song, but the fact that it, without fail, ALWAYS FUCKING FOLLOWS We will rock you

Last Christmas

Happy birthday. The social pressure to just start singing sucks and i hate it

Honestly, "Happy". Not because of the song itself, thats completely fine, but my wind orchestra had an arrangement with the least inspired tuba voice I have ever played.

Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls. It seems to be making a resurgence lately and I absolutely despise it.

Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson featuring Bruno Mars

You know what? I love generally terrible pop music, and half this thread are songs I've listened to this week.

But god fucking dammit, if that Paul McCartney Christmas song comes on, it causes a flight response in me. My body wants me to run away.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go for a run blasting all these bangers.

Mustang Sally can burn in hell. Fuck that song. Repeating a one line chorus for a million fucking years is not a god damned song, it’s a method of torture.

Whatever the song is that uses the tune from "drift away" and turns it into a shitty country song. I fucking despise that song.

Anything Meghan trainor sings is complete and utter garbage

Hotel California. Worked at a small airport that played it every couple hours. I had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

Take me to church by that hozer guy. Not even just the content, but also the way he sings

I'm a big anti-fan of modern cowboy emo, but that's hardly unique.

Fuck any song that starts out with a riff from another song that makes you think it's the other song. This also applies to small bits here and there in the song.

What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes Easily the most annoying song ever performed

Butterfly by crazy town

Jessie's Girl. It's very catchy, but the lyrics are about being jealous of your friend, and the description of the girl involved is just so ridiculously minimal - she has eyes she looks with, she has a body, and she loves Jessie. That's everything single thing said about her.

I'm Every Woman.

Are you though, Whitney? Because that sounds like it's impossible, or some horrific monkey's paw situation.

I absolutely dislike imagine dragons, but their song cutthroat is criminally bad. It sounds like a joke or a lost bet.

Time of my life - Blac Eyed Peas

I don't know why but this song gives me the ick, tied with We Are Young by Fun (?)

The map song from Dora the Explorer.

This is quite niche, but the jingle they used to play in a local drugstore called Daikoku Drug in Japan. I think they hired a local amateur idol group and they couldn't sing for shit.

Love Shack

All of the Blippi songs

I love all these songs lol

Don't Stop Believing

Never gonna give you up. I don't like the music or the memes at all.