The most fucked unit of measurement I've seen is your mom.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2026
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You know well that Americans have only a very loose grip on units and reality. That's why they use imperial and "elephants per football field" like units.
Someone's clearly below average on bald eagles per gunshot fired and, frankly, I think a little jealous.
Some people are just more comfortable with good old familiar units like baby elephants per corgi. What do they even use for that in the metric system? Millihectares per decilitre or something? Whatever.
“0.012 m^3^ meteor weighing 400 kg hit Texas”
Boooooring.
you could also say 12L meteor weighing 400kg .. which is pretty cool, imagine 12 cartons of milk weighing the same as 4 fairly large people
1.5 fairly large people. You're talking to Americans, remember.
I mean they were probably already confused by the L and the cartons of milk ..
Soda is generally sold in 2L bottles here, with single liter bottles growing in popularity. Alcohol is usually sold by the ml, though in units like "fifth" and "handle."
Milk though, milk is sold in half-pints (not sure why they don't write cup), pints, quarts, half-gallon, or gallon. I like to pretend a quart is a shrinkflated liter though.
For non-metric users, three gallons of milk is probably more accessible. 400 kg is 880lb, which is roughly 12x as dense as water, which is the wild part (or it feels like it, that could be a totally normal density for stone, I’ve already put too much effort in for napkin math on a shitpost)
So palladium is has a density of 12.02, which it's price per ounce a little under 2000 CAD, that "corgi" is worth ~$27,846,525.99 CAD at current prices.
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So it's roughly the size of a bucket.
Well. A corgi-sized bucket, anyway. Not one of the bigger ones, great dane or so.
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Is nobody bothered about how un-corgi-sized the meteor on the picture is?
AI is a curse...
nah, we understand that a lot of material burns off
You mean you can fit 4 baby elephants inside a corgy? Damn...
I mean, density wise, yeah
If you try hard enough you can fit anything inside a Corgi.
Neutron star corgi
I need a banana for scale.
According to some searching a banana is 100 - 150 cubic centimeters, while this meteor was .012 cubic meters, meaning roughly the volume of 80 - 120 average bananas (mashed). The meteor weighed 400kg while an (again, perfectly average) banana weighs 100 - 130g. This means that the weight of the meteor is between 3076 - 4000 bananas. So let's call it the weight of 3500 bananas in the space of 100, or roughly 35x the density of your average earth banana. (Lemmy bananaticians or bananologists, please correct me if I did bad math.)
Americans will measure anything except use metric 😂
That clipping is from a European publisher. Lol
idk how you know that but even so, the news is from Texas which means they're probably just relaying a report from a US agency.
I know it because this was circulated around the internet like 5 years ago when it happened, but the actual article was linked instead of just an image captcha. This is old news and an old "Americans will use pretty much anything but the metric system" type response.
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What will we call a half ton? George Washington: 4 baby elephants.
Tell me your from America without telling me your from America
I hate to be that guy, but
your is possessive.
you're is you are.
Had to check that it's actually plausible.
Assuming a corgi is 0.4m long, 0.3m tall and 0.2m wide and that a baby elephant weighs 120kg that gives the meteor a density of 20000kg/m³.
There are only a few elements denser than that, but it's possible.
The meteor was, according to NASA, about 2 feet across and weighed 1000 pounds. So their baby elephants are on the lighter side and their corgis are fairly normal size.
I'm going to assume a sphere, 60 centimeters in diameter, and a weight of 450 kg. Volume of the sphere is 113000cm^3^, which gives us a density of 3,9g/cm^3^. That's heavier than most rocks (silicon at 2.3), but much lighter than iron (7.9).
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Fahrenheit is still saner than Celsius for outside temperatures.
Mixing units of measurement here; corgis are metric dogs.
Are you sure? Aren't they Bri'ish, so they'd be gallons, but weird slightly small gallons?
I wanna fight somebody… and they better be British
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