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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Cara Delevingne would nail this role. Or Kristen Stewart

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

or Katy O'Brian, she's a lesbian and knows martial arts.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

"Yeah we made the same shitty movie, but listen me now.. Now the chArActER IZ A WoMEn!! Plz watch!!"

[–] me_myself_and_I@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Maybe a plot featuring Bond's daughter could be cool. She wants to find out about her dad she never met and gets pulled into the spy world.

[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

And please let her be played by Charlize Theron.

I'd be okay with it not being exactly as toxic as James Bond...... I think people are forgetting how many times he outright rapes women in those movies. Including one time in GoldFinger where he raped a lesbian who became straight afterwards, because you know.... "Lesbians are just women who haven't been fucked by the right man".

[–] felixthecat@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This post reminded me of this music video

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38mlpu

The prodigy - smack my bitch up

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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

If Star Trek can have a Black queen (does she make captain? Im only on season 2) named Michael, we can have a female Bond.

[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 15 points 3 days ago (10 children)
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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Carrie-Anne Moss was born for this role! And most of the bond movies have minimal stunts so it’s not like she’d have to do matrix again - just play her role from Daredevil

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago

I vote Alicia Vikander

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago
[–] arialsand12@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Make it a bisexual woman aggressively turned on by older people

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