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[–] DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I like all the people in this thread nominating actors NOT from the Commonwealth.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's gotta be Diane Morgan.

[–] DisgruntledGorillaGang@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't know who Diane Morgan was. Turns out I DO know who Diane Morgan is. I'm on board as long as she plays Bond exactly like Philomena Cunk.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Exactly. It shouldn't be Diane Morgan as James Bond, it should be Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk as James Bond.

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I'd be okay with it not being exactly as toxic as James Bond...... I think people are forgetting how many times he outright rapes women in those movies. Including one time in GoldFinger where he raped a lesbian who became straight afterwards, because you know.... "Lesbians are just women who haven't been fucked by the right man".

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anyone ever watch Killing Eve?

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You’re thinking Jodie Comer as 007?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'd like to pitch Ruby Rose for this part.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Oh damn, we think alike a bit perhaps.

I was gonna go with Samantha Béart, the voice behind Karlach. Also Australian, and at least played a lesbian.

Edit oh Ruby Rose is that gal from OITB I remember her. Yes yours is now my first choice as well, if we can't have Karlach, who's a fictional character.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If she goes and gets some tips on cqb pistol use from Keanu she'll be the perfect Bond

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[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did we have spy thriller Black Widow yet?

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Ur forgetting that movie need to make money and the target audience who pays to watch James bond would never pay to watch that.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's just opposite day. What about a muppet Bond who may be an animal/human hybrid?

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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Spoilers for 007 flick No Time To Die from 2021:

!spoiler spoiler we find out the next 007 is exactly a seductive woman. The above concept could be written with the actress chosen for that film as the new 007 and it wouldn't feel like a character change at all.!<

Definitely a recommend if you're a Bond fan and missed it during the pandemic.

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