It's been lonely FML!
this post was submitted on 30 Apr 2026
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Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that's what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.
This guy doesn't fuck
My -10.5 says a lot huh
Looks fine to me!
I see everything, must mean I need to triple it.
-6.5 dioptre
Transcription for the Blind:
Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight
I still can't read this...
... cough what about pinkeye? ... cough
I jerked off to op's post and now it's already gotten worse... :`(
I can still make out the words.
unzips
Why do people have zippers on their sweatpants?
pulls elastic band down and wedges it under the balls
Verbally telling everyone in the office what I'm about to do just seems crass. The zipper sound is just the right amount of signal.
More work to do
I didn't know there was an 8k version of this meme
I can't see the text very well, what does it say
It says you look pretty today
If that person could read they'd be really flattered right now
I'm so wet pls dry me off with your tongue silly boy
Fuck outta here
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You give trolling a bad name
No u do dumbass
Sending a random nude of what looked like a child is a pretty fucked up thing you did like 15 minutes ago on one of my other posts.... I wouldn't really consider that good trolling (I reported it)
Holy shit what…?
Yes that happened, probably part of if not all of why the account seems to be gone.
Egads 😳