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[–] Alandrus_Sun@ttrpg.network 8 points 6 hours ago

This got a good chuckle out of me. I remember I hit that button when he interviewed some scientist for the third time asking if the moon landing was fake.

I'm still shocked he kept gaining popularity. He's such an idiot.

Want to know when you become a man? It's when you stop trying to be one and be yourself.

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I still can't believe the lunkhead electrician from News Radio became so influential.

Andy Dick ended up being the better person, after all.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

And that's a low bar.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Joe Rogan is also responsible for why the stand up comic scene is so garbage now. It’s nothing but Joe Rogan style right wing bros, doing the same stupid style of comedy.

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 8 points 12 hours ago

Joe Rogan is a comedian??

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

Imbeciles have bought their way into the presidency, and bottom-tier comedians have bought themselves into gatekeepers of comedy. Next they're going to tell me absolute fucking morons have bought their way into the top of Big Tech..

[–] ViolentMiracle@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

There's no need for emphasis on gender they simply become a decent human being.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 0 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Women who find this appropriate, I hope you also find it appropriate for men to define what makes a girl into a woman. What I'm getting at is that I'm tired of these posts and I think that if you're not a man, you should shut up forever when discussion of "what makes a real man" is concerned.

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My dude, it's just a joke and a pretty good one in my opinion. It was not an attempt at legitimate discussion. Obviously whether or not a male is subscribed to Joe Rogan is not criteria for being a man. It's when Abe Simpson from The Simpsons stops being silly and starts being relatable that a boy turns to a man.

[–] endless_nameless@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

Hearing a joke once is easy to brush off but hearing it 1000 times gets grating. It's like how transphobes have 2 jokes we've heard 1000 times each. At a certain point it's just like... holy shit can you shut up?

All right women, back up, a man has entered the room.

A boy becomes a man when he unsubscribes from Joe Rogan's podcast.

So, if I'm just going to say the same thing anyway, what is the point of this?

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 20 hours ago

When you realize that you actually just feel bad for most people, and then it turns back to hate for the billionaires who have been pulling the strings for thousands of years...

🌍 🔫 🧑‍🚀

[–] ivan@piefed.social 155 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Damn, how do I become a man now that I never subscribed to Joe Rogan's podcast in the first place. 🌝

[–] Jaycifer@piefed.social 3 points 14 hours ago

By unsubscribing from r/kotakuinaction, Ayn Rand, or whatever manosphere-equivalent thing you flirted with as a naive teen or young adult.

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You were born one already! Congratulations.

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 18 points 23 hours ago (13 children)

I've never listened to one of his podcasts.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I did one better. I cancelled my Spotify the second they signed him.

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I did even one better. I never had spotify

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I tried Spotify right after Google music and Google podcast was murdered and I just hated the interface, the format, etc. After 2 weeks I was done.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 hours ago

Google play music was one of the only good platforms I'd literally rather pirate and build manual syncing than use anything that's out there

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 3 points 12 hours ago

I tried once 6 years ago, it was bad and I couldn't finish one episode.

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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 day ago (21 children)

I have a friend that started saying some weird stuff. I asked if he listened to rogan and they said that he's great and got defensive right away. I wonder if they ever figured out how I knew they listened to rogan or thought about it at all.

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[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

During lockdown we were getting slammed and I was working 10 - 11 hour shifts and was finishing all my podcasts and had run out of audiobooks. So just needing something to listen to while I worked I gave his show a shot. Listened to two episodes and then signed up for Tidal and just started listening to music instead.

[–] MrKoyun@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Joe Rogan was so bad bro left podcasts as a medium entirely

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

And real mean never subscribed in the first place

[–] shiv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Old rogan was fine. It was just silly stoners getting high and bsing about aliens and which animal would win in a fight. It was stupid but entertaining. He wasn't always a right wing dingus.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

I used to listen to Rogan a lot. Because IMO he is a great interviewer and he was great at creating a casual environment.

His interviews with Burr and Chapelle were great, and I love the one with Tarantino.

I did not follow on his UWF fights nor the conspiration videos, since I am not into that.

I never had him as a valid political interlocutor so I did not disengage until he overtly supported Trump. Then the mask was completely off and it was obvious that he is a grifter.

Rogan is a very skilled influencer, he is very smart and he has his guests doing the talking.

When I disengaged, I notice how often he is recommended innsuggestions, exactly like the "WOKES OWNED" kind of wideos.

He is another part of this machinery that the Elites have created to divide and conquer the plebes.

[–] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Never shame people for getting better... It's counterproductive and honestly weirdly spitefull, why are you not just happy they saw the light?

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago

there's nothing wrong with character growth

but, yes, you couldn't be a decent person and subscribe to it because you thought it was valuable content

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to sneer at someone because I started on 3rd base and they started in the battery's box

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 10 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

The battery to like, power the baseball machine

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

I think sits spelled Blernsball...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

word to your motherboard

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