this post was submitted on 03 May 2026
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At a room party, specifically πŸ˜‰

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Coward, I'm in the show room

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 weeks ago

Already top 5% of convention attendees

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If you are a male, I can think of 3 ways this can happen.

That class in combinatorics really pays off!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

You're treating the two wolves as identical, and that might not be the best approximation.

[–] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm trying my hardest to think of a pigeon hole principle joke

But with hamsters

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] CorvusCornix@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

smacks top of head this bad boy can fit so many fucking wolves in it

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Furry: whines softly and wags tail

Then starts licking you or something. Just don't make eye contact and you won't get your leg peed on.

[–] CorvusCornix@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine you take the head off a furry costume at an event, look to see who’s inside, and it’s just two wolves stacked on top of each other.

[–] Mika@piefed.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

i.. inside? 😳

[–] rabidhamster@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Winter_Oven@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kinda yes but mostly no

(They bark, but differently than dogs)

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 weeks ago

To the best of my knowledge, they awoo

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

God I hope all the wolves stay there instead of weirding up my ComiCon in a very wrong, B.O.-heavy way

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You want them to stay inside you? Kinky.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

!commentmitosis@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, think I lost connection and tried to post it a couple of times. Deleted the others.

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lucky bastards

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Convention sounds like a banger.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

First time this ended as expected

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Heh I said something about pitbulls and was promptly banned from several furry communities (one mod). Ok then...

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, It was just a fart.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So I can expect to become very ill soon then.

[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

The last one that happened near me I got sick and I didn’t even go.

My brother in law went and brought the illness home with him.