Programmer Humor

Is this why a bunch of us senior engineers have been forced into a product owner role?

Because we can somehow deal with string parsing better? Jesus fuck we're doomed

Simple javscript casting, if the string contains at least one char, it means yes ; else it means no.

When you ask someone a linguistics question and they answer in COBOL

Kash Patel when asked if trump is in the Epstein files be like

TypeError:
Type Boolean not used by Reality, please inplort module 'ImaginaryThings' to use type Boolean.
Warning: Use of module 'ImaginaryThings' may produce inconsistent results.

Or when you ask them to choose an index from an array and they give you their life story instead.

declare function permission(): 'allow' | 'deny' | 'always'

That's when you just shake your head and say True, True.

2010 arse meme

"JAVA solves this problem by ..."

• RIT in the fall, 2001

Boolean functions have potentially infinite return states depending on error handling

• True
• False
• NA
• NULL
• Error1 "You done messed up."
• Error2 "You done messed up differently. But again."
• Error3 "My tender bosom heaves in anguish"

etc

“TrUE”

It’s just being enumerated!

true || response == "true" 🤣

Ah, so you know my ex

Sometimes my thoughts have bonus content. =3