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[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 61 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the socioeconomic background "British"

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Wait until BakedBeanDude shows up.

[–] dewritoninja@pawb.social 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

A beef wellington in the format of a corndog would be so good

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just put a beefy skewer through it. Done lol

[–] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Its gotta be smaller too tho so its bite sized! tiny little steak in a pastry that then gets dipped in ketchup/mustard causing eveyone physical pain at ketchup on high quality steak.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Dear Americans, corn dogs would be better without that stick in the middle.

[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Someone never learned how to pull out.

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Boneless corn dogs, yes. This is a good idea.

When I make corn dogs with my own batter, the little sticks are helpful for dipping the hot dogs in the batter before frying. That said, I bet I could batter them with the stick, and figure out a way to release them into the fryer with some tongs or tweezers so that I can keep the even batter thickness and radial symmetry.

Ok I'm trying that this summer.

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[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 6 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

better than with pineapple

[–] Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pineapple is great. Might as well complain about mushrooms on pizza.

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 4 points 4 days ago

That would be Germans in my experience.

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[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And while we're at it, where is the corn ?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago

In the breading, it uses corn flour.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

It only becomes visible when you poop

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And a hot pocket is just a savory double-stuff poptart.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago

I'm going to start calling corn dogs Redneck Beef Wellington.

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were under $1?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The price of lips and assholes has been pretty stable.

[–] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is so not true. Oh wait. Are we talking about pigs?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Whatever species we are putting into extinction with Sonic's corndogs.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (7 children)

I took my wife and two kids out to Taco Bell and it cost me $50. That shit is criminal

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I feel like modern fast food is more for people without kitchens or avoid cooking almost entirely.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

In a high cost of living area that’s like seven spicy potato soft tacos each!

Not that the kids’ appetites will be driven by that small line of text on the menu board… (also this reminds me of people who have a no soda policy for the family so they can go out to eat and consistently save like three dollars a person)


My favorite part of modern eating is gating the best deals behind a spyware app so presumably they can sell your data (to your health insurer or something, when the next CEO decides they need a boost)

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[–] NannerBanner@literature.cafe 2 points 3 days ago

Damn, I remember about a decade ago when the deal was fifty cent corn dogs. My coworker looked at me like I was insane when I got $10 worth.

I think I ended up giving away like 6 of them.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

Make fun all you want but a freshly fried hand dipped corn dog can be amazing. There used to be a walk up window stand that I would pass by when I was a kid and it would be made to order. Perfectly fried and hot. The cornmeal crust is crunchy on the outside, soft and a little sweet on the inside, contrasting the salty hotdog middle. You finish it off by eating the left over little bit of crunchy batter on the stick.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Cost about the fucking same in Canada these days. Never thought I'd stop eating meat paste tubes because they cost too much.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

So basically beef sausage pigs in a blanket?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's a sausage roll.

ETA: I prefer pork in my sausage rolls. I actually made pork fennel and apple sausage rolls today for tomorrow's monthly birthday breakfast at work. They're my favourite, and always a hit.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

A gentrified hotdog.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago (8 children)
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