Ah yes, the socioeconomic background "British"
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
innit?
U wot, m8?
wow, another BBD name!
Wait until BakedBeanDude shows up.
A beef wellington in the format of a corndog would be so good
Just put a beefy skewer through it. Done lol
Its gotta be smaller too tho so its bite sized! tiny little steak in a pastry that then gets dipped in ketchup/mustard causing eveyone physical pain at ketchup on high quality steak.
Dear Americans, corn dogs would be better without that stick in the middle.
But then what will I gnaw on like a beaver in order to collect the final, crispy fragments?
Someone never learned how to pull out.

genius
Boneless corn dogs, yes. This is a good idea.
When I make corn dogs with my own batter, the little sticks are helpful for dipping the hot dogs in the batter before frying. That said, I bet I could batter them with the stick, and figure out a way to release them into the fryer with some tongs or tweezers so that I can keep the even batter thickness and radial symmetry.
Ok I'm trying that this summer.
I disagree
I diss a brie
I bet you eat your pizza with a knife and fork
And while we're at it, where is the corn ?
In the breading, it uses corn flour.
It only becomes visible when you poop
Beef wellington also just a sauceless hot pocket.
I'm going to start calling corn dogs Redneck Beef Wellington.
Sonic has $.99 corn dogs today. Which makes me irrationally old man mad because they were $.99 when I was a kid and should always be $.99!
Remember when tacos at Taco Bell were under $1?
The price of lips and assholes has been pretty stable.
This is so not true. Oh wait. Are we talking about pigs?
Whatever species we are putting into extinction with Sonic's corndogs.
I took my wife and two kids out to Taco Bell and it cost me $50. That shit is criminal
I feel like modern fast food is more for people without kitchens or avoid cooking almost entirely.
In a high cost of living area that’s like seven spicy potato soft tacos each!
Not that the kids’ appetites will be driven by that small line of text on the menu board… (also this reminds me of people who have a no soda policy for the family so they can go out to eat and consistently save like three dollars a person)
My favorite part of modern eating is gating the best deals behind a spyware app so presumably they can sell your data (to your health insurer or something, when the next CEO decides they need a boost)
Damn, I remember about a decade ago when the deal was fifty cent corn dogs. My coworker looked at me like I was insane when I got $10 worth.
I think I ended up giving away like 6 of them.
Make fun all you want but a freshly fried hand dipped corn dog can be amazing. There used to be a walk up window stand that I would pass by when I was a kid and it would be made to order. Perfectly fried and hot. The cornmeal crust is crunchy on the outside, soft and a little sweet on the inside, contrasting the salty hotdog middle. You finish it off by eating the left over little bit of crunchy batter on the stick.
An all beef frank wrapped in pastry and air fried would basically be the middle ground
Cost about the fucking same in Canada these days. Never thought I'd stop eating meat paste tubes because they cost too much.
So basically beef sausage pigs in a blanket?
That's a sausage roll.
ETA: I prefer pork in my sausage rolls. I actually made pork fennel and apple sausage rolls today for tomorrow's monthly birthday breakfast at work. They're my favourite, and always a hit.
A gentrified hotdog.