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[–] razen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (7 children)

How to even get an internship? I have tried everything but cant get a single call and you are saying there are people earning 6k dollars pm. Noice.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

have a personal social connection

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 3 points 3 days ago (4 children)

if you're not landing internships via your college then you're attending a shit college. my old school has Google, Meta, OpenAI, Apple, Microsoft, etc setting up mini conventions on an annual basis hoping to snipe some UofW fresh grad to exploit.

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[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

My first internship I kind of landed by talking to a company representative at a career fair organized by my university and then mentionjng said guys name in my online application. Not sure how much impact that actually had but I guess it might have helped.

My second internship I found via linkedin. I just looked for companies there that had somilar positions or actually posted internship positions and then went to their website to apply and look for possible other open positions I could send a slightly altered letter from my first application to. If a company sounded interesting but didn't have any internships on offer I sometimes just sent them an unsolicited application. Honestly I don't remember how much feedback I got on those though.

Should be obvious but I also didn't limit myself to looking for companies close to where I lived at the time. In the end I had to move literally to the other end of the country.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The college I went to R.I.T. has a co-op program. They require co-op blocks but give you the tools to find them with career fairs. Companies flock to our college for students. Once my foot was in the door as co-op for 8 months I turned it into a full time job (14 years ago).

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You'll hate it, but honestly I went for (cyber engineering) a consulting internship, led to a full time offer at the firm which i eventually turned into a really good position at my client

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[–] sanitation@lemmy.radio 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

Lol. They ban my account for posting this meme programmatically. Apparently only old school artisanal manual uploads to be allowed. 0 logic

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[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago
[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Don't tell me employer but it would still work for free. Software engineering is an absolute privilege and I can't relate to this meme at all.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 4 points 3 days ago

Love me a good payday.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Maybe I should aim for coding engineer at least wouldn't have worry about my needing to brute force sokatoah

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