The weed to snacks ratio is way off. Needs more snacks
this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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It will be balanced with appetite suppression from stimulants there.
This looks like quentin tarantino made a charcuterie
but there’s no feet…
That’s what the Brie is for
LOL!!!!
Packers fan begins sweating
hahahaha
Yes, I'm sold!
The weed pipe needs some cleaning and the condoms should only be unpacked directly before use. Other than that, seems good to me.
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I don't know if the gummy worms or tthe crackpipe confuses me moar
That is for the weed right next to it.
Could switch out the gummy worms for some chocolate
05/05/2026, is this a date?
Is this a date?
If you don’t put your dares in ISO 8601 format, how will the reader know if you mean May fifth, 2026, or the fifth of May, 2026?
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The cookies look chewy
I'm going to bite the bullet in the name of science here.... What cookies?
I think that's an attempt at humour regarding the condoms
Keep the condoms wrapped and don't put them with the food, but I don't know if I'd want to date someone who didn't see the love put into this.
I will always be weirded out by Us-americans and Canadians serving a charcuterie board and a cheese platter with CRACKERS instead of different varieties of bread.
I wouldn't want US-American bread on my charcuterie board.
Huh? Why not?
Do you think all bread in America is Wonder bread? Bakeries exist here. In fact, they're even in nearly every supermarket
I lived in America for a year and the nearest real bakery was a 2 hour drive. Food deserts are real.
I would kill myself. When I bought my house one of the factors was how close the nearest bakery was.
I'm not following the relevance to that first comment.
And I have a sandwich shop nextdoor that sells every kind of loaf you could name. And we're right next to an actual desert which is also real.
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Appetizer condoms are a new one for me lmao
sour gummy worms.
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