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[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 83 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Armstrong claimed he'd seen engineers "use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks" and that non-technical teams in the company are "shipping production code,"

Non-technical teams are shipping production code? Oh boy this is going to be biblical isn't it?

Get ready for people losing all that was in their wallets.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

Get ready for people losing all that was in their wallets.

Sounds like every crypto firm.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I just dont think anything can happen, because the majority of the keys are airgapped. The insurance then covers the online keys.

This is typical capitalism, dont maximize for quality when you can sidestep the repercussions.

[–] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't underestimate the security holes that spaghetti AI code will create. Hackers have had a motivation to get creative solving those problems for a long time. E.g., a persistent logger or listener over an extended time to collect rarely used keys when they production cross the air gap, for a single catastrophic hack later?

Ultimately in a code-illiterate world, the code-literate hacker is king.

[–] Teppa@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Ya good point.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get ready for people losing all that was in their wallets.

Yes. Whoever is the last human working at CoinBase sure would sure have an interesting day, having to deal with all that unclaimed BitCoin after AI deletes all their records.

This'll be interesting.

[–] arcine@jlai.lu 12 points 1 day ago

"Notorious Imbeciles do Imbecilic thing"

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a weird one, because (in my experience) CoinBase was already wildly incompetent, before this.

How can they sacrifice all of their competence on the alter of AI, if they have no competence to sacrifice? One can't re-delete the customer database after it has been deleted, if there wasn't a backup.

One could be left with no choice but to disappear with all that BitCoin, I suppose.

I'll be watching this with popcorn in hand.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Chinese is already in violation of so many banking laws. But no one seems to want to hold them accountable. Their customers lose money from hackers all the time.

[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not your keys not your crypto.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Especially if their AI deletes their database in 9 seconds!

[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

it's a good thing they didn't lay off anyone important... just coinbase employees

[–] iglou@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, so that's why their website told me I'm living at an address I haven't been at for years even though I already notified them years ago. And why their form refuses to change it.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

Let me guess, they’re going to “become an ai company” soon. Now that the crypto grift is over, gotta pivot to the next one.

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

anyone still at coinbase after this has a responsibility of driving it into the ground with AI. do it for your fellow developers, do it for humans.

[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

AI crash gonna take crypto down with it. 🫣

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today -1 points 2 days ago

still peddling crypto after sbf basically unravelled the PONZI scheme and everyone jumped shipped to next scheme, AI. people i know who invested alot in crypto all lost money on it, if you are not lucky on own bitcoins early one.

[–] zd9@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago

the first in many AI-native caused layoffs