this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

"Damn it! I left my pants on."

[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They at least remembered underwear

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

That's actually what they're concerned about. Tte battle's already started and they have to take it off again.

[–] url@feddit.fr 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 14 hours ago

It's going to be a swordfight

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago

In 3000 BC people had nightmares about showing up to battles naked, not school

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

In case theres someone cute on the other side

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 12 points 1 day ago

Why aren't ours?

[–] mech@feddit.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

War has always been a dick-measuring contest, back then they were just more open about it.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This side’s odds don’t look great then.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 points 13 hours ago

CHISWICK!!!! FRESH HORSES!!!!

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

"Oh fuck, I left the stove on!"

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I don’t want to ding up my golden tit plate!

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Look, I don't have time to go fuck with people today.

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Just straggle towards the back and pick up some fallen gear, it will be fine.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Kinda late to be realising that when you're in full armor and there when it begins.

Might be realistic for a siege.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I meant to sharpen my sword! It might as well be a club. Now I'll just be beating people to death all day.