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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Pretty Prince Andrew behaviour ngl

Most of us sweat, I think if you plan to interact with another person, it's kinda basic decorum to not start your day with 10h of sweat on you already.

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This guy getting 10 hours of sleep a night…

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I wish

Rounded up on the 8h we're supposed to get as I'm assuming these people aren't going to bed with wet hair

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 56 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Life is dirty and you should be washing your sheets weekly, you'll get over it.

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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I shower 2-3 times a week in the middle(-ish) of the day.

Showers make me sleepy so can’t do early mornings. I have very long, straight, and thick hair that takes hours to air dry, and refuse to use blow dryers, so night is right out else I end up with a really shit bed-head curl situation..

The sweet spot is mid-morning or around lunch, when I get sleepy anyway, given an hour to half-dry, then put up in a french clip bun, so when I take it down for the evening, it has a nice open curl. I never use the pretty, but it makes me feel very pretty at night.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You ever considered not washing your hair every shower?

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, and I've also tried stuff like conditioner washing (co-wash), mostly when I did fun dye colors, to preserve the color. But my threshold to feel gross is honestly low enough that my hair feeling nasty is my shower habit trigger, else I simply wont do any self-care. So while it’s technically an option, it’s not one that works with my self. :D

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago

shower? but you barely know er!!!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world -4 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

Youre allowed to shower twice a day you fucking ferrets!

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago

I'm a growerer, not a showerer.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

If you're doing anything in your bed other than sleeping, you may need to shower and change your sheets more often.

And if you shower and change your sheets more often, you might increase the chances you'll be doing more in your bed than sleeping.

I will also suggest having a lidded trashcan in the bathroom, and a hand shower.

[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

No, something like this, (I picked one at random) so easy to upgrade your boring head-down shower. Aim the warm water exactly where you want it, get everyone's bits nice and clean.

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Moen-Attune-Chrome-Handheld-Shower-Head-1-75-GPM-6-6-LPM/5015066185

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

That's also an option

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, breadcrumbs in bed really suck.

[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Weekly here, too!

[–] NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

You guys shower?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 15 hours ago

My life motto is: two showers until Christmas

[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why do we assume morning showerers are not also evening showerers

[–] Klear@quokk.au 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Morning showerers are ones who shower those and only those who do not shower themselves in the morning.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Heavy, thorough shower at night. Quick shower in the morning. Maybe a quick shower when I get home to reset. I work outdoors, so I get actual dirt dirty.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Afternoon showers for the win

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 8 points 12 hours ago

You opened a whole new dimension. Smelly in the morning, AND dirty in the night!

[–] Doug@piefed.social 4 points 15 hours ago

rip if you have a dust mite allergy

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