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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot stand going to bed dirty. I always shower before bed. And if my day went poorly, and sometimes it did, fresh clothes and multiple showers during the day. But only once did I ever burn a set of clothes.

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[–] vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I shower before I go to bed. This is the only right answer. I can’t imagine going to bed with smelly feet and armpits, yuck

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Weekly? Sure. But morning or night?

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I’m not that dirty

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People are so weird about germs.

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[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heavy, thorough shower at night. Quick shower in the morning. Maybe a quick shower when I get home to reset. I work outdoors, so I get actual dirt dirty.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Night showerers are gross.

Your skin and hair produce dead skin cells and oil. You wallow in that all night, and your bed gets continually dirtier until you wash the sheets, then you get up and go to work dirty in the morning. Your co-workers notice and make fun of you.

Morning showers are also what turns me from a coprse into at least the living dead.

[–] rezifon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

. . .and your bed gets continually dirtier. . .

Whose sheets are dirtier? The person who only climbs into bed once they're freshly showered and clean, or the person who takes their entire day's accumulation of dirt, grime, dust and pollen and climbs into bed covered in all that filth and gross?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This makes no sense. Is a body not cleanest immediately after showering? Why would morning showerers not be wallowing in skin cells and oil all night as well?

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[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

At least 2 showers most days.

If I had to choose it would be shower before bed though.

Change sheets bi weekly at least.

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[–] projektilski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, I also look that dirty after a day at my desk at work and watching TV at my home.

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wash my hands and face and brush hair before going to bed.
Go to the bathroom in the AM and then shower.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Right? People are so fucking weird, like they never heard about washing oneself in the sink...?

[–] dingleberrylover@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

When I wfh I do the same. When I am out and about I have to shower in the evening. Worse for people who actually do physical labor and/or come home dirty. The sink won‘t be enough

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[–] HurricaneLiz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Weekly here, too!

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Working at a big box retailer for the day fixing a printer and the dude in the department here smells like he showers once a week.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Afternoon showers for the win

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