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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

When i wake up, if i had a shower tthr night before, my hair is all rough and greasy and i need to shower again in the morning. So its more efficient to just shower in the morning. Saves water and electricity too.

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

At least 2 showers most days.

If I had to choose it would be shower before bed though.

Change sheets bi weekly at least.

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 3 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

How the hell do you have time for 2 showers a day?

[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 6 points 31 minutes ago

Easily?

Work 8h Sleep 8h Shower 8h

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Wash my hands and face and brush hair before going to bed.
Go to the bathroom in the AM and then shower.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

I shower in the morning before bed cuz I'm a 3rd shifter.

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, I also don't get much sleep.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 21 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] shiftymccool@piefed.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

What did you do all night in your sleep to make you that nasty?

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I've been a night showerer and a morning showerer throughout different periods of my life. These days I'm actually closer to a lunch showerer - which I realize isn't practical for most, but it's the superior method if one showers only once a day.

[–] drdalek@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I work from home and cannot agree more. Mid day shower kicks assuming. Just wash your sheets yall

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 hours ago
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 96 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm a golden showerer. Rated 5/5

EDIT: I have just been informed that doesn't mean what I thought it meant

[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 hours ago

what did you think it meant???

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago

Don’t run from it.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 147 points 15 hours ago (10 children)

My hair all day since I shower at night:

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 141 points 15 hours ago

My hair all year since I shower in January

Photo of the artist Pitbull

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world -3 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Youre allowed to shower twice a day you fucking ferrets!

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 hours ago

Depending on where you live, that's not only unnecessary but also not great for the skin.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry, my eczema says "no".

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

Mine says "no" to showering everyday. For about a day after I shower I'm just hyper-aware of my skin and not in a good way. It's the bare minimum for hygiene purposes for me.

[–] WrathEnchanter@europe.pub 10 points 3 hours ago

Who the fuck has time to shower twice a day, lol? I got shit to do

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Pretty Prince Andrew behaviour ngl

Most of us sweat, I think if you plan to interact with another person, it's kinda basic decorum to not start your day with 10h of sweat on you already.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 58 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The pic could also be titled "evening showerers waking up in the morning".

But really, it depends on your job. If you work outside all day and get sweaty and dirty, you probably want to shower when you get home. If you show up at that job 12+ hours since your last shower with a bit of sweat etc. it doesn't really matter.

OTOH, if you work in an office with closed windows and lots of meetings, you probably want to be (and want others to be) as clean as possible when they show up in the morning. When you go home from that job at night, you're probably not particularly dirty and not in bad need of a shower. So, unless you want to shower twice a day, you might as well wait for the morning.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 hours ago

This was my exact thought too. Sometimes I think I’m the only person on Lemmy that doesn’t have an office job. If I did morning showers, I’d supposed to be spending my evening and night drenched in sweat and who knows what else from work? Doesn’t sound very pleasant.

[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 14 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This guy getting 10 hours of sleep a night…

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Well, 10 hours in bed. 2 hours of sleep.

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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 54 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Life is dirty and you should be washing your sheets weekly, you'll get over it.

[–] Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 hours ago

Every 2-4 months, take it or leave it

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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I shower 2-3 times a week in the middle(-ish) of the day.

Showers make me sleepy so can’t do early mornings. I have very long, straight, and thick hair that takes hours to air dry, and refuse to use blow dryers, so night is right out else I end up with a really shit bed-head curl situation..

The sweet spot is mid-morning or around lunch, when I get sleepy anyway, given an hour to half-dry, then put up in a french clip bun, so when I take it down for the evening, it has a nice open curl. I never use the pretty, but it makes me feel very pretty at night.

[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

You ever considered not washing your hair every shower?

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

shower? but you barely know er!!!

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