this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 91 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pitbulls looking at little children when their owner is a 4'8" underweight white woman from the suburbs:

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 58 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bella would never hurt a child, how could you even imply such a thing!

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

She NEVER does this! I just don’t understand what’s gotten into her today!

"Toddlers do crunch just right tho"

~every pitbull ever

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 66 points 5 days ago

mfw I was raised by Stanley Kubrick

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago

Dude looks like his entrance music just came on at WrestleMania

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago

Maybe he mad cuz he innocent.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The AURA

He might have just stole ice cream pops or some shit and I'd still think he was a badass

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Only badasses steal ice cream pops so what are you on about?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 13 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Help me out, what's the most adorable, cutest, soft-ass crime? Sneaking into an aquarium?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Misregistering your lemonade stand

[–] Perky@fedia.io 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Illegally feeding the homeless?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 14 points 5 days ago

Nah that's genuine badass behaviour!

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 8 points 5 days ago

Breaking into the goat petting area at the zoo.

Committing a crime makes you a criminal and all criminals are badass.

[–] mlatu@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 5 days ago

pirating AAA games, movies and music?

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 4 days ago

Maybe also to come down off'a the 7 rails of coke he just snorted.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 4 days ago

He seriously like like he's about to kill his cellmate.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Free him from his inner demon(s)?

[–] BigBrownDog@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

He suffers from RCF. Resting Criminal Face.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why does this remind me of Trump's Mugshot.

Something tells me you'd be hard pressed to find something that doesn't make you think about trump