My girlfriend told me a few times that she wishes i would give her at least half the attention i give my PC and my response is always as follows my PC does what i want, can always entertain me with something new, show me something new and shuts up when i need it to, she gives me the you son of a bitch smile and look, gives me the middle finger, calls me an asshole and goes back to watching Tiktok on her phone while watching some kind of documentary on her PC, we've been together for 6 years and got married last year in August, wonder how many times i'll have to say before it sinks in or i get a smack in the face.