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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 hours ago

Finally some good fake news!

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 40 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Some memorable quotes:

Speaking to Sean Hannity, Patel claimed that artificial intelligence was never used at the FBI until the second Trump administration.

Patel added: “What’s the point of collecting terabytes of data if you can’t sift through it?”​

“I’ve got every major tech company in the world embedded in the FBI, rebuilding our internet capabilities, our classified systems, and the ability for artificial intelligence to be in our counterterrorism program so we can get instantaneous results,” he said.

​“The former FBI rejected that notion because they knew…that wasn’t their focus,” he said, referring to the implementation of A.I.

This guy must be half-blind from slapping back his entire supply of cheap bourbon because he can’t see a single red flag in any of these statements. I realize a fascist techno-dystopia has been the plan all along, but even after the last 10 years the hubris still astonishes me.

When I watched Brasil way back when, I wondered how society could slip into such a nonsensical distopia .

I'm guessing this is a pretty good step in that direction.

[–] etherphon@piefed.world 18 points 4 hours ago

This is such a security nightmare I can't even begin to comprehend it, bad ideas on so many levels that he's hit a glitch screen.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 138 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

He really can’t be that stupid… can he?

Oh wait nevermind, don’t answer that.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 2 points 28 minutes ago

📣 Yes he can 📣

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

It's not the case that everybody who loves AI is stupid and lazy.

But boy stupid lazy people all seem to love it...

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 32 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like how not all republicans are racist, but all racists are republican

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago

Maybe in the past but at this point all Republicans are racist.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 hours ago

AIs are the first thing they meet in their life, that tell them that they are super smart

[–] alienzx@feddit.nl 2 points 6 hours ago

God knows I do!!

No, he actual is that stupid. He’s an extremely, shockingly stupid person. Also, absolutely no ethics or morals whatsoever.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 21 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Fat, drunk, and stupid used to be no way to go through life. Now it's the bare minimum for government employment.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 4 hours ago

In fact if you don't have a substance abuse problem and/or a degenerative brain disease I think they would consider you to be overqualified.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Nah I'm fatter than him and hegseth.

High and stupid will do it.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

The Nihilistic worldview is the deciding factor. They believe in nothing, other than their own self advancement.

That said, there is a seeming correlation between overweight people in the US being Nihlistic as such. But hardly all, seeing as over half of the population is overweight now. Half of white people, equal for men and woman, higher for all minorities, but especially for their woman, with the exception of east asians, which are generally fit.

It takes an immigrant 7 years on average to become as overweight as the average American.

Information on weight demographics from the NHIS, the last paragraph from Harper's Magazine.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 hours ago

The Gulf States are some of the only societies with more overweight people than the US.

[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 56 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

https://www.oklahoman.com/story/news/religion/2026/05/07/pauls-valley-high-school-shooting-principal-kirk-moore-community-prayer/89862387007/

https://wwmt.com/news/local/victim-of-grand-rapids-double-homicide-outside-of-elementary-school-identified-savanah-villarreal-oakland-avenue

There have been at least 24 school shootings in the United States so far this year, as of April 28. Nine were on a college campus, and 15 were on K-12 school grounds. The incidents left at least 14 people dead and 17 other victims injured, according to CNN’s analysis of events reported by the Gun Violence Archive, Education Week and Everytown for Gun Safety.

https://edition.cnn.com/us/school-shootings-fast-facts-dg

and this is good

Even After Two Massacres, OpenAI Still Hasn’t Stopped ChatGPT From Helping Plan School Shootings It's practically begging to help people plan mass shootings.

https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/two-shootings-openai-stopped

[–] XLE@piefed.social 1 points 33 minutes ago

at least 24 school shootings in the United States so far this year

That's higher than either 2025 or 2024!

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 3 points 3 hours ago

Maybe he's "using AI" to refer the IP address of people using AI to plan school shootings to the FBI?

Still hasn't materialized in lack of shootings this year, when are they supposed to stop now?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 hours ago

ChatGPT...where is the closest bar?

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

I love how the url slug for that article seems to imply that it's about openai stopping shootings.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Well, that's a relief. I'd rather have AI making decisions than this putz, and I hate AI.

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

AI isn't some ethical being. Its overseer code by fascist authors who will nail your butt if you are on their radar.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As pointless and useless as "AI" is, I'd still trust it over anyone in this administration.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago

I'm getting the impression they're the same picture.

[–] ulkesh@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

Every time I see his face, I just want to punch it. He has one of those faces that shows complete and utter incompetency in everything and deserves to have his face smashed in.

[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 9 points 5 hours ago

I am sure he is using it everywhere because he does not know what he is doing.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 5 hours ago

"AI is great!"

locks self in office

(glug glug)

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 10 points 6 hours ago

[nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

Any subsequent school shootings an aberration and can be safely ignored.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

It's got what school shooting crave, it's got electrolytes

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago