CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one.. like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn
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Oompa Loompa doopity doo… someone needs to finish this, I couldn’t come up with one.
[Intro]
Oompa loompa doompety doo.
I've got a story of caution for you.
Oompa loompa doompety dee.
About a man spreading hatred with glee.
[Verse]
What do you get when you are spreading lies?
You say guns don't kill, but we ve got eyes.
It would be a disgrace, if for a change of pace.
You-instead of kids- got shot in the face.
[Outro]
Oompa loompa doompety da.
You harvest hate if that's what you sow.
Instead, you could spread, happiness too.
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
Doompety do.
This was created with non artificial stupidity
Organic stupidity is the best stupidity.
Ompah loompah, doopity dirt; When you're wrong about gun violence, someone will make you squirt
That's the best I've got so far, but it doesn't flow with the rhythm
Dammit now I want chamoy gushers
Charlie Kirk. C. Kirk. Captain Kirk. Starting to make sense? /s
Say what you will about him - at the end, he leaned left
He died doing what he loved, being wrong about about gun violence.
One might even say he lost the gun debate the hard way
wet ass throat
magachud misogynazis: stop saying bad things about charlie kirk!!!!
also magachud misogynazis: why is everyone trying to tell me what i can and can't say!!!
What is with this "dark humor bad" cliche? Since when is dark humor synonymous with racism/sexism/etc-ism?
To me dark humor has always been something more akin to self deprecating jokes, punchlines like "but doctor, I am Pagliacci", or making light of the futility of life.
Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.
notice in the meme that "dark humor" is in quotes. racist jokes ARE racist jokes, but racists try to call racist jokes "dark humor," which is both false and giving actual dark humor a bad name
There are a lot of shitty people (republicans and racists ime, but that venn diagram is basically a circle) that hide their shitty opinions behind "jokes" that aren't jokes until someone calls them on their shit. That's why you'll hear them say inflammatory things then back off the "it's just a joke, calm down" and/or try to give you shit about not being able to handle edgy/dark humor. Think the "comedy is legal" crowd.
Racist jokes are racist jokes. That doesn't make them dark humor.
See, that doesn't matter. The "dark humor" aspect is irrelevant, it's just another excuse to hide behind.
You have to remember,words don't mean anything to these people, they're just a rhetorical trick to win the argument.
via Hello_there@fedia.io:
Spent his life arguing against the public good. Ended his life as a fountain.