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Anon is a stoic (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by gurty@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 50 points 3 months ago

Should've said "Oh thank you, your dad would never forgive me if I lost it"

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

For fuck's sake, stop mocking my pronunciation and help me find my gay card!

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stoike lmao

[–] lath@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Miss Stoike.

[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey, this crochet. I don't need two needles up in this.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago

I love all the content that comes from the gay supremacy universe.

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

The unrealistic part of this story is that a stranger heard 'stoike' and knew he was referring to stoic.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Such a Harrier move.

I wonder how tf do you pronounce 'stoike', though. Is OOP really adding a vowel to the end of that word? Why would anyone do that?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

St-oy-k.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

a group of what?

[–] chefdano3@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

...yutes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What is a yute

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Its the Australia version of a truck.

[–] null@lemmy.org 4 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah, well, the gay store called, they're all out of you.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 3 months ago

Nice. Whatever. Just let me know you find any other gay birds. I don't really care if they're the same, either.

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 3 months ago

Holy shit, I needed that laugh.