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[–] rhubarb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Vowel Movements

[–] maxie@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Ooo, this unironically lmao

[–] fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Copyright liability as a Service (ClaaS)

[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Shit coding Slop coding Hallucination coding Job security coding Your gonna regret this coding Delete all my data coding

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago
[–] arcine@jlai.lu 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

This is just so fitting.

I keep getting merge requests now from people that their whole job to date had been too scared by the syntax to try coding.

It's almost always a shotgun of way too many lines of code changed for a small thing, often with horrible side effects that would be unacceptable.

Someone wanted to tweak the CSS layout of one element, what should have been a one line change. The pull request had hundreds of css changes, basically touching everything. Clearly the model had started changing things and he kept saying it didn't do it yet until finally it did and it never rolled back anything it did, including many of the rules being repeated 5 times in a row in the same place..

They felt like AI was making them so helpful because they could submit a code change directly instead of just asking for what they want. They proudly said "AI told me:" and then explain the brilliance of the AI finding. One time the AI finding was addressed over 6 months prior, the AI never thought to update the software, but instead proposed a really crap workaround that would have failed to cover a whole class of similar scenarios while simultaneously imposing crazy side effects on scenarios that weren't tested.

I can use AI too, please just send me what you would have sent to the AI, and if AI can do it, I could use the AI. If you think the AI will figure out how you are using something wrong and don't want to bother/wait for a human to help, fine, but if it gets to what it thinks is a software bug, just rewind and start from your problem statement when you come to me...

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 5 points 2 days ago

Ok boomer, how about slop coding, or woke vibing?

Are those better for your snowflake ears? Or are you going to keep giving us free lists about which words hurt your feelings the most lol

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Lets call it dogfucking

[–] DeuS@feddit.nl 23 points 2 days ago

How about VaaS (Vulnerability as a Service)

[–] AresUII@lemmy.world 228 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] veeesix@lemmy.ca 69 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] grueling_spool@sh.itjust.works 199 points 4 days ago (8 children)
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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago
[–] TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 166 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 14 points 2 days ago

Lobotomy as a Service.

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

I read all the way to "is beginning to annoy him." and immediately stopped giving a fuck.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

How about

Not Coding

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 45 points 3 days ago
[–] chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

What do you prefer? Code theft? Compiled slop? Inefficient shambling?

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago
[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Clanker code.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 103 points 4 days ago

"Aggressively de-skilling while simultaneously shitting out tech debt"

Doesn't roll off the tongue as well, though.

"Slopping"

[–] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 77 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] CatAssTrophy@safest.space 23 points 3 days ago

Who gives a flying fuck what terms one asshole is sick of? Fuck him, fuck vibe coding and trying to enforce language that appeals to what "elite" dipshits like.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 3 days ago

"Call it what you like, you're still going to need us" Code.

It's just really high level BASIC with much looser syntax. It doesn't mean my boss could use it, any more than they could use the "no code" rubbish, BASIC, C, Fortran or Assembly that came before it.

If your job was taking really detailed technical specifications and turning it into something a computer can read, then you might be in trouble. But my job was always deciphering the nonsense amalgamations of customers, sales people, and managers, figuring out what the actual requirement is, determine the simplest thing that could handle that, and write it in such a way that the inevitable changes that they request won't be too painful to add.

[–] trailee@sh.itjust.works 71 points 4 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It should insult Boris Cherny by name.

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 34 points 3 days ago (3 children)

isn't vibe coding a term that comes from the ai bros themselves first? We would've used slop coding lol

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but the real developers regard it with disdain. I guess he thinks its only an image problem and a rebrand will fix it.

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[–] XPost3000@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Slopware Engineering

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

NOT - coding.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
  • Subscription coding.
  • It looks like you're writing an app. Can I help you with that?
  • CrappyCodey
  • Clueless coding
  • Klutz code
  • Mañana coding
  • Brain-free coding
  • Developerless development
  • Self-driving systems
  • Humanity-free development
  • If claude can do this it can replace management next
  • Claude codepirated
  • Good luck copywriting this intellectual property theft
  • AI pwned
  • I never really understood the codebase in the first place
  • Blagger's code
  • I'm so much more valuable to my employer now that I've outsourced all that tedious thinking, understanding and creating I used to do.
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[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Random Code Generator Code Vomit The Vomit Commit

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 18 points 3 days ago
  • Slopcoding
  • Poopslopping
  • Anti-environment laziness
[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
  • Slopcoding
  • Codeslopping
  • Spaghetticoding
  • "Good luck trying to figure this out in 2 years" Coding
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

Jerking off.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

codeshittication

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago

My self-hosted LLM can suggest better names for anything!

Subscription fee is only $1m a minute, most answers are returned in about 3 hours, since I can't afford more RAM.

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Spanking the code monkey.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Script Kiddie is the derogatory term for hackers that download tools and have no idea what they are doing.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Prompt kiddies

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[–] tinfoilhat@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like to pronounce it very German in my environment, which becomes Klaut Kot. Steals Feces. It's quite fitting tbh.

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[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago

Fraud coding.

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