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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 6 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

Thats literally nothing. Wake me up when ladies full armpit Bushes are back in style

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

I get a high skin fade and buzz all my body hair once every month or two. Really gets the airflow in all the crevices for a bit. Anything more than that seems exhausting.

[–] LetchLemon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 minutes ago

Am I alone in thinking its weird to not have armpit hair?

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 5 points 38 minutes ago

Being human is fucking exhausting.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 17 points 1 hour ago

Who the fuck is this? What the fuck is that and finally who the fuck cares?

Live your own motherfucking lives, ya twats.

She's clearly one of them transgenders

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

This is just shaved rather than waxed. That's it.

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

That's a hot photo, can't blame it for going viral.

[–] TwoDogsFighting@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

I thought girls pooh like rabbits.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 23 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Are you saying we're going to see Sabrina Carpenter pooping in the next Met Gala?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

If she takes a massive shit in the red carpet, I will cheer. But I would feel a little conflicted.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It would make for a challenging wank

[–] nlghtcrawIer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 53 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Where the hair?! That's shaven, but not to extreme levels of wax that shit into oblivion this morning. Hollywood and porn industry basically since 90s has just brainwashed society into believing body hair is disgusting and weird. For some reason. It's also especially funny when you descend into "Hairy" section of the porn and it's just normal women with normal levels of body hair. Like, not even full yeti, just some armpit hair and a bit of a bush downstairs. That's not "hairy", that's just "normal" woman.

Firstly be what makes YOU comfortable, then look for what others might care. I've tried shaving fully to silky smooth levels and it's really not comfortable in a lot of places of body.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 4 hours ago

just want to remind people that humans have been shaving various areas of their bodies for thousands of years. they did it in ancient Rome. we've probably been removing body hair for much longer than that even. it's not a modern thing it's just the fashion right now. personally idgaf whether other people remove their body hair or not. I like to though, it feels nice and makes me feel sexy.

[–] sonofearth@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The elites don’t even want people to look like mammals let alone humans.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 hours ago

They want us to look like reptiles, so that they fit in!!1

[–] inkblade@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Can picture Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro ranting about it 😂

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ben Shapiro: My sister doesn't have any armpit hair at all.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

Ben Shapiro: My wife is a doctor, and she says it's not normal for grown women to have body hair

[–] hendu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 71 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Hopefully someone shows up with full pit bush next time and really blows their minds.

[–] AugustusBeauvais@lemmy.world 36 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I hope some female celebrity does just that to make a point.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 18 points 6 hours ago

My money is on Chappel Roan

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know what's sadder, people paying attention to some incels obsessing about women or people paying attention to celebrities and met gala.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 4 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Admiring artistic fashion choices by people that often make other kinds of popular art and denouncing the reactions of misogynists attempting to demean and dehumanize those artists simply because they are women are two VERY different things. What's sadder is your "both sides" reaction to a clearly toxic attitude vs. people exhibiting art through fashion.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

people exhibiting art through fashion.

Celebrities dressing up to promote crazy expensive brands in a event sponsored by Bezos. Yeah, that's for sure the kind of art we should be cheering for.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 33 minutes ago

It supports the costume institute at the metropolitan museum of the arts. You got a point with bezos and celebs but eh.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

denouncing the reactions of misogynists

yah thing is though, there's no reactions of misogynists either on this page or even in the original post itself. Literally all it is is a photo with a caption saying that this is trending on social media, subtext: someone out there will probably have said something that you should get angry about.

You've been successfully rage-baited. Just do as I'm about to: block OP and move on

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Social media conditions people to seek outrage everywhere... even if they have to invent things to feel outraged about.

If you can't tell if im talking about your comment, the one you replied to, or the OP, there's a reason.

That's the actual sad. In the empathetic sense, not in the sarcastic way it's being used in the above conversation.

[–] WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Kim Jong Un says he doesn’t poop, could this mean he’s been a woman all along??

[–] OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I know the meme, and that is from some kind of talent show, but I'm curious to what he's watching at that moment

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 hours ago

I love the original poggers guy

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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 52 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Her underarm hair was visible?!

Never mind Jeffery's paedophile cabal, how will higher society ever get over such controversy as a woman's armpit hair being visible??

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 26 minutes ago

No no you see this is offensive to the Epstein cabal. Because how dare she not be smooth like a child.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Her underarm hair was visible?!

Only if zoom in to basically be 10cm from her armpit. So for all normal, sane purposes, no it wasn't.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

That is the second best place to view her armpit hair, next to "within licking range"

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

person has body hair, how uninteresting and normal, how are people even managing to care so much

[–] Retail4068@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

People upset woman who makes money on sexuality gets criticism for sexuality. News at 11.

Protip: if your going to sell sex prepare for it to be up and center.

[–] PantaloonMonsoon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 47 minutes ago

What an absolute incel.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 21 points 6 hours ago

We need more female celebrities with body hair.

[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 24 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
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