this post was submitted on 09 May 2026
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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 hour ago

“You’re either Becky, Sierra, or Carly. Because Tiffany and Lexi would never be this fucking petty.”

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 83 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"Nice try scammer"

Then tell all the girls you're chatting up that you just got the weirdest scam message

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 40 points 2 hours ago

This.. just might work.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 55 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

"why didn't you reply"

" I don't reply to numbers I don't know in case it's spam or phishing"

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 minutes ago

"Your mom" jobs a good un

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 minutes ago

Lol. Look at this guy, able to have more than one person interested in him.

[–] oats@piefed.zip 38 points 2 hours ago

"What message? Oh no, I blocked unknown numbers, I didn't see that"

Feel like this is pretty easy to work around...

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 minutes ago

Idk is it:

Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra, Mary, Jessica ?

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] friendlycheese@lemmy.world 3 points 44 minutes ago
[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Okay that's actually genius.

[–] Soulg@ani.social 11 points 26 minutes ago

Genius way to get dumped immediately, nobody wants to date someone that childish and insecure

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I wonder how many people she's sent this message to?

[–] newton@feddit.online 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Sorry , I don't trust this , its feel like you want my identity details . What is your favorite position in bed?

Bye Waldo

[–] hoohoohoot@fedinsfw.app 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And why would you be the only girl?? Lol

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Asking the right question here!

Totally red flag.

[–] hoohoohoot@fedinsfw.app 1 points 11 minutes ago

Exactly!

Its not like shes together with him

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

that phone number is going to get some girl name messages

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 45 minutes ago

Since they just put the phone number out there like that I’m sure they’re getting blown up. Probably a bunch of

hey, i feel like i'm not the only guy you're talking to so i'm texting you from a new number. what's my name?

[–] wizzkidd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Come clean, why lie..