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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago (1 children)

Tbf, a student including relevant info they leaned from world of tanks wouldn't be a bad thing.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 33 minutes ago

Then there's the student who plays wanthunder and leaks a classified F-47 detailed blueprint onto the paper.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Just wait till they let advertisers buy hidden bias in its responses

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 minutes ago

That was always my assumption of the end game. You have the system prompts, an advertising bias prompt layer over top, then the user prompts.

"Naturally worded" advertising that doesn't immediately appear to be advertising and searching using natural language always seemed to be the biggest use cases for LLMs to me, considering they can't be relied on to output accurate info.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

That's... exactly how they implement advertising in an LLM?

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 3 points 1 hour ago

If it won't be illegal, and under the current US regime it sure as hell won't be illegal, it will come, it is just a matter of time. It will be interesting though if they'll still do it even where it likely will be illegal, like in the EU.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 29 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 5 points 58 minutes ago

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 2 hours ago

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

[–] ivan@piefed.social 40 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

As someone doing teaching, I already had quite enough of "If you have any further questions - just let me now! 😊" in answer boxes.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 13 points 3 hours ago

Easy F for AI and move on to the next one

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 6 points 3 hours ago

is polymarket reporting news here or are they reporting the results of a ~~bet~~ event contract?

[–] Admax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Have they rolled out the ads yet ? I feel like they keep teasing it but I might have missed the roll out and the backlash (there is no way there would not be SOME backlash)

they stealing from youtubers again.