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[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Just wait till they let advertisers buy hidden bias in its responses

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That was always my assumption of the end game. You have the system prompts, an advertising bias prompt layer over top, then the user prompts.

"Naturally worded" advertising that doesn't immediately appear to be advertising and searching using natural language always seemed to be the biggest use cases for LLMs to me, considering they can't be relied on to output accurate info.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 26 minutes ago)

Exactly. Like big pharma paying ChatGPT to convince you that your symptoms are an illness they have pills for. It'd turn the LLMs from librarians into salesmen playing librarians lol.

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's... exactly how they implement advertising in an LLM?

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If it won't be illegal, and under the current US regime it sure as hell won't be illegal, it will come, it is just a matter of time. It will be interesting though if they'll still do it even where it likely will be illegal, like in the EU.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago)

I can see it leading to the rise of locally run LLMs. The pr9blem with intentional hidden bias is that you have no way of verifying it isn't there unless you control everything. That would also make it hard for regulators.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 37 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Fuck polymarket though, the metastasis of late stage capitalism.

It's a form of psychosis.

they think it predicts the future, and so must be completely unregulated.

They created an Oracle made of gold.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm gonna bet everything I own that Viking_Hippie plays a video game within the next 24 hours. Any takers?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Do you want to get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours? Because that's how you get kidnapped and handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

what's the market on viking_hippie getting kidnapped and getting handcuffed to a radiator for 24 hours because let me know when that one starts to go up

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Tbf, a student including relevant info they leaned from world of tanks wouldn't be a bad thing.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Then there's the student who plays wanthunder and leaks a classified F-47 detailed blueprint onto the paper.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 26 minutes ago

that deserves extra credit

[–] ivan@piefed.social 46 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As someone doing teaching, I already had quite enough of "If you have any further questions - just let me now! 😊" in answer boxes.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 18 points 4 hours ago

Easy F for AI and move on to the next one

[–] Admax@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Have they rolled out the ads yet ? I feel like they keep teasing it but I might have missed the roll out and the backlash (there is no way there would not be SOME backlash)

[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago

is polymarket reporting news here or are they reporting the results of a ~~bet~~ event contract?

they stealing from youtubers again.