We're just a coiled tube, surrounded by a protective sustainment system, that requires constant maintenance.
this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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Skin is the sexiest organ ๐
Down with body positivity, up with egalitarian body negativity!
You are 35-140kg of under refrigerated self heating meat. You have been out and thawed but not properly dehydrated for decades. You are disgusting.
Cover your knees up if you're gonna be walking around
Humans would be grosser without skeletons.
Like cats.
They do have one. It's just, sometimes liquid.
Man is just an improperly deboned donut.
Meat donut. They're made out of meat.
stupid autocorrect
Filled with shit. We are shit filled meat fritters.
Shit filled meat cannoli
She does have a point. We should replace our weak and ugly flesh with strong steel and blessed machine.
The omnissiah approves.
A steel skeliton. Like Wolferine! We're gonna be X-Men!!! But....just the one. Just Wolferine. Unless any extremely buff guys want to dress like a big blue furry guy.
........yeah, I just heard it as I said it. Someone out there is ABSOLUTELY already doing that, unrelated to this plan.
I do prefer you to have holes.
Mmmm, skin.... holes.... <3
I feel a touch of Violet coming on...
You only need to look up how much hair and skin we loose every day to know she's right
My steering wheel has a 2mm deep layer of dead skin on the top half for some reason.
The reason is because you aren't cleaning it.
The reason is probably you. Or whoever else drives the car :D
Engineers should develop a self cleaning steering wheel.
And a steering wheel that doesn't fly out the window while I'm driving