Pirtatogna

While I agree in principle with the OP, I feel I must point out that that wouldn't completely make cars unnecessary. There are still remote or sparsely populated areas (a lot actually in my country) where comprehensive public transport is impractical or next to impossible. I'd say we have use for both. Especially so if self driving means being able to summon a car when you need one without needing to own one. Or would that actually count as public transport then...?

I was thinking colouring his hair, but I don't know where WD40 comes in. Unless that's also a brand of hair colouring.

Imagine that. The library I work in has dedicated rooms for gaming, recording music and video editing. With the equipment, software and games provided by the library.

For the optional second he'd surely deserve a bonus, no?

It's basically an abysmal text editor combined with the worst page layout software the world has ever seen. Creating documents with it very much resembles masturbating with a blender.