this post was submitted on 10 May 2026
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Edit: some of you need to step outside and smell some fresh air, I promise it wont bite

Edit to the edit: this goes doubly for the people private messaging me their manifesto

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Economics

Law

Protest

Rights

Freedom

Shift

Terror

Slam

Slap

Athlete

Competition

Criminal

Minority

Equality

Civil

Activist

Sports

Global

Country

Government

War

Russia

Prime

Minister

Scandal

Epstein

Files

Pedophile

Rapist

Rape

Child

Climate

Scientist

Study

New

Citizen

Despite

Claim

Attention

Draw

Conclusion

Steal

Truth

Behind

Fight

Post

Social

Community

Political

Politics

Group

Edit: Fuck, you got me I didn't notice where we are so I shitposted right back

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tbh it can be a shitpost but I'm actually making the blocklist, good additions!

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Add "linux" and enjoy the empty feed

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago

You forgot Star Trek

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm surprised there are any posts left with those filters.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 47 points 1 day ago (4 children)

There's actually a good bunch of people posting wholesome entertaining posts if you filter out the noise

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[–] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Lmao, what did you expect would happen? Obvious troll is obvious.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 1 points 23 hours ago

But look how sick my front page is

This is a good idea, y'all acting like OP literally doesn't listen to news, they said they just don't want to get their news on lemmy.

And I agree, you guys are being dramatic AF

[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

dem

Dem's fightin' words

[–] antonim@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're trying to avoid politics by filtering keywords, yet your own thread title contains the word "politics". Curious.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That just means they won't be able to view their own post. Maybe it's not a bad idea.

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 6 points 1 day ago

Oh no I've created a paradox

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago
[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 35 points 1 day ago (5 children)

OP made a post trying to figure out how to make his town less lame but also wants to avoid all "politics"... 😮‍💨

What if I told you that everything is "politics", be it buying groceries, entertainment, wearing clothes, healthcare, getting around town, having sex, owning a home or getting paid?

[–] wraekscadu@vargar.org 21 points 1 day ago

I sympathize with OP tbh. While babies being murdered is bad, I want SOME TIME in my life where I don't have to think about that for the sake of my own survival.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Politics affects more or less everything, but that doesn't mean it is those things. If you're not able to examine the list OP posted and see what proper subset of "everything" they're trying to filter out, you need to think harder.

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[–] protist@retrofed.com 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

You misspelled "Israel", fyi

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You don't want to read about genocide? You must love genocide then!?

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

"slams" "melts down"

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Don’t forget a lot of media is “political”.

Mute “Star Wars”, “X-Men”, “Mark Ruffalo”, “Miles Morales”, Wolfenstein, Star Trek, Warhammer, Helldivers…

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Try liberal

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

42 USA citizens down voted you.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I don't condone it but I might as well help as a mental exercise.

maga

elon

bibi

ccp

libertarian

marines

soldier

war

tax

congress

legislate

legislation

vote

genocide

rights

wage

protest

riot

IRGC

IDF

theocracy

kleptocracy

oligarchy

monarchy

indoctrination

democracy

freedom

anarchy

communism

socialism

dictatorship

parliament

SCOTUS

senate

I wonder if @pugjesus@piefed.social knows any I might have missed?

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you browse All frequently? When I browse my subscribed comms I don't see that much politics stuff. (I have a separate account for that, when I'm feeling more resilient than usual.)

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ignore the words. Use your time to go outside and grab a bunch of strangers to play softball or frisbee or something. That is the biggest thing that'll fuck up all the young fascist "tech bros".

[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got a basketball game with my buds later!

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Mastersmacks@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Dunno, still at work

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Why drone?

Oh.. oh right of course...

[–] texture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

*realizes what sub hes in...

i'll change my angry downvote to a disgruntled upvote

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