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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Fascist lives don't matter.

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 36 points 18 hours ago

Unhinged American fascists can get fucked.

[–] charlieBox@lemmy.zip 13 points 17 hours ago

Probably works for Reddit

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 18 points 19 hours ago

Wasn't planning to go to the USA anytime soon so I couldn't give less of a fuck

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 6 points 11 hours ago

donaldjmusk

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 17 hours ago

Cashapp ain't gonna do shit

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

me waiting for my FBI agent to stop drinking and come knocking

[–] Skankhunt420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reverse image search says The Triplets of Belleville

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t be friends with someone who is not on the FBI’s list of the enemies of MAGA.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 23 hours ago

By those criteria, Trump qualifies to be reported to that FBI hotline. There's a non-zero chance that some wise people have indeed reported him.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

"Being reported to the FBI" used to mean something.

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I never planned visiting the US until your laws become normal, which won't happen, so what will reporting someone that isn't from the US to the FBI do huh? Jack shit probably.

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Remeber the head of the network at my university told me that he once was contacted by someone from a US LEA about how someone with an IP from the student housing had said something threatening about then US president George Bush Jr. and wanted information.

He told them that US law doesn't apply in Norway, and that they had to go through proper channels by the Norwegian police and court system to get that information.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Depends on their skin color.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Me too! They think the memes are pretty lit, and are cheering for you!

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 1 points 18 hours ago

FBI is all like "thanks for the dank memes bro keep em coming"

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile, I’m actively hiring these same people for exciting careers in other countries! Join today!

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

😱 they're going to put me on the same lists twice! 😱

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unlike Santa they arent checking it twice, that way they could say 600 million Americans are on the list!

[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 hours ago

That sounds like American math? In what part of Utah did you learn that? 🤣

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 23 hours ago

Naughty & Nice?

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I would never bother to report anything on Lemmy to a government agency but some of y’all need to chill the fuck out on public forums sometimes.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, lots of users seem to treat this like oldschool 4chan before they had moderators. Back when you could just casually scroll past everything from CSAM to terrorist beheading videos, because none of it was moderated.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I miss the old internet, but I don't miss that.

[–] musicjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It’s truly a shame we can’t have old internet without all the shit that came with it

[–] Klear@piefed.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

We can have the shit without the good stuff tho!

[–] musicjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah true we still have csam circling around with over 300k IPs in the US engaged in distribution but don’t get to have the uncensored speech and freedom of thought. What a great deal so glad corporate America raided the Internet forums to make profit and totally stop the spread of csam

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] pigup@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Only thing is that stop signs say stop and it requires you to stop. By that logic, this slop sign requires you to slop. If you meant stop slop, you need to use a different signage.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 99 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (29 children)

If you're openly advocating for extreme violence in a public place, you're an idiot. People have been and will continue to be imprisoned for this in the US and other countries.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

If you’re privately advocating for it when you haven’t done the harder activism first there’s also room for introspection

(Try and probably find there’s too much policy/community work to have time to think about violence)

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 101 points 2 days ago (12 children)

by "extreme violence" they mean speaking against ICE btw

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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fascist governments will always find ways to imprison dissenters, this is just one way they do so -- they've been treating those trying to track ICE agents as if they are "violent extremists"

What's to stop this fascist government from defining criticism against them as violent extremism? Because that is what they are trying to do. That is always what fascists do. Just following laws won't keep us safe. Laws do not align with morality.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Time to ban his account, then.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A really effective measure to make him make a new account

[–] Klear@piefed.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Then ban his second account.

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