14 year old me unironically listened to Sargon of Akad. I would kick that little shit in the ribs before sacrificing him in a Blòt.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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I've seen multiple people naked in person so yeah, I'd be a god to 14 year old me.
I think 10 year old me was the coolest! That was clearly my peak.
42 year old me now wonders why I can't wear boxer shorts, and drain chains as a necklace, with a yin yang charm on a bracelet anymore, while drinking a capri sun.
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14-year old me was way cooler than I am. I seem to be declining with age.
Nahh, that interaction would just kickstart depression like a year sooner.
Yeah, I mean i have only had one nickname stick with me. I got it when I was a kid because I'm ugly and it stuck when I was an adult because it fits my musical instrument.
Finding out I helped define how that instrument is played in the 21st century is not going to help teenage me right after I got that nickname.
14 year old me was an asshole, so I hope not