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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

I'm tired of people who are clever with regard to one thing thinking that they're right about everything

You're not a genius, you're autistic, and your one niche subject of interest isn't actually making the world a better place

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

I changed my mind on something a month ago that I would get lynched for on here if I shared it.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 31 minutes ago

Please share so we can lynch you. Was it linux related?

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm ok with being wrong and revising my knowledge. I'm not ok with trying to talk to someone that refuses to admit when they're wrong even when they're presented with clear evidence of the fact.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Who wants ORAL SEX?

Who wants TO GO SECOND?

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

Yeah sure, that's the preferred order. I need get turned on as well and giving one is better than receiving one anyway.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Ok, who wants to go third?

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

Don't let this man know the power of the 69

[–] belunos@lemmus.org 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I'm not an intellectual

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

you're more of an intellectual than a "140iq superior intellect" person who is blinded by their own ability to solve puzzles and thinks they're better than everyone else and never wrong about anything

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 29 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I freaking love being wrong, mostly because most of the things I predict are bad/stupid things and heyyy look at that, everything is going to shit just like I thought it would. I would LOVE for something to surprise me.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

I have predicted pretty everything that has happened since 9/11

I hate being right about things that are so fucked

I've been right about the good things too, but unfortunately they're less frequent than the shitty stuff at the moment

And by "moment", I mean last 25 bloody years...

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 52 minutes ago)

I was surprised three times about a political thing in the last months, all of them positive:

  1. The Trump administration hasn't cracked down on leftists (yet).
  2. AfD is starting to lose more in eastern Germany.
  3. My city (Munich) elected a young Green promising to lower rent instead of some older Social Democrat literally promising nothing new.

I'm pessimistic about a lot of things, but compared to many people I know, I'm tentatively optimistic about the US. It looks to me like they're still “only” doing voter suppression at a scale that isn't close to “Nazi Brownshirts standing in the booths”.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 13 points 3 hours ago

I've been told for years I'm overreacting about international politics, Fascism spreading in USA, Climate change, and lately, Fascism spreading in Europe.

I am so fucking sick of being right all the time, but I just can't stop. Everything keeps getting worse. It's like we've all adopted Russia's political roadmap: "Everything fucking sucked, and then it got worse".

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

This meme kind of sums up a lot of my Reddit experience and why I left.

Not because people shouldn’t question themselves or accept they might be wrong. That is healthy. The problem is how often that idea gets turned into a performance.

A lot of Reddit now feels less like people having a conversation and more like people trying to prove they are the only enlightened person in the room. Every joke gets dissected. Every casual comment becomes a debate. Every disagreement gets reframed as “you just didn’t understand,” “you’re emotional,” or “you need to question your beliefs.”

It stops being curiosity and becomes status-seeking and ultimatly boring as fuck. Been so nice to have actual convosations where if I have my view challenged and changed it's not a huge reaction.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's not Reddit. I know quite a few people who seem to think anyone will agree with them if they just explain it properly.

Because it is entirely impossible for someone to disagree with them, so if you don't hold the same opinion, it's because you don't understand things well enough.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

This is intrinsic to idealist thinking. Liberals literally think history is a struggle of ideas and the most correct ones will win if everyone just sits down and thinks about it.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They would! Unfortunately, that's not how humans work. Why sit down and think about it when you can just take the other guy's stuff?

And if you're not good at thinking, how are you supposed to know when the guy you're sitting down with isn't just bullshitting you?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

Why sit down and think about it when you can just take the other guy’s stuff?

The liberal would probably say something like "the social contract prevents this kind of behavior, enlightenment thinking, etc." The materialist would point out that behavior is exactly what society is organized around, because we have mutually exclusive class interests with the people doing the taking.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, sometimes you just gotta kill those who disagree.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 23 minutes ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

You're clearly baiting something.

Haven't you ever heard the saying that it's difficult to get someone to understand something when their salary depends on them not understanding it?

This alone should tell you that you sometimes need more than just ideas. Like, sometimes you need to cut their salary.

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 57 minutes ago

Rheeeeeee🤣

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

is that bugs bunny on the podium?

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yeah sure, i like it. Opens up new possibilities and thinking patterns. That has been kinda useful over the years.

One of the main reasons i use forum or whatever type of social media lemmy and reddit are is to have my thinking patterns questioned and tested and to read other peoples thought patterns as well.

I really don't care whatever it says about my intellect, it's just useful and can make my life easier and as an added benefit due to understanding others better, hopefully make their lives a little easier as well.