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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I'm tired of people who are clever with regard to one thing thinking that they're right about everything

You're not a genius, you're autistic, and your one niche subject of interest isn't actually making the world a better place

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I changed my mind on something a month ago that I would get lynched for on here if I shared it.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago

Please share so we can lynch you. Was it linux related?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

So you finally admit it? I fucking knew you were lying.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 8 points 2 hours ago

I'm ok with being wrong and revising my knowledge. I'm not ok with trying to talk to someone that refuses to admit when they're wrong even when they're presented with clear evidence of the fact.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 13 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Who wants ORAL SEX?

Who wants TO GO SECOND?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 50 minutes ago

oh no, someone put yummy sauce on this yummy snack, what will I do???

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Yeah sure, that's the preferred order. I need get turned on as well and giving one is better than receiving one anyway.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 3 hours ago

Don't let this man know the power of the 69

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Ok, who wants to go third?

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago
[–] belunos@lemmus.org 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I'm not an intellectual

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

you're more of an intellectual than a "140iq superior intellect" person who is blinded by their own ability to solve puzzles and thinks they're better than everyone else and never wrong about anything

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 51 minutes ago

The Ben Shapiro types. Okay, yeah yeah, you're smart on paper, but you're dumb as shit.

[–] Jimbo@pawb.social 33 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I freaking love being wrong, mostly because most of the things I predict are bad/stupid things and heyyy look at that, everything is going to shit just like I thought it would. I would LOVE for something to surprise me.

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I have predicted pretty everything that has happened since 9/11

I hate being right about things that are so fucked

I've been right about the good things too, but unfortunately they're less frequent than the shitty stuff at the moment

And by "moment", I mean last 25 bloody years...

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I was surprised three times about a political thing in the last months, all of them positive:

  1. The Trump administration hasn't cracked down on leftists (yet).
  2. AfD is starting to lose more in eastern Germany.
  3. My city (Munich) elected a young Green promising to lower rent instead of some older Social Democrat literally promising nothing new.

I'm pessimistic about a lot of things, but compared to many people I know, I'm tentatively optimistic about the US. It looks to me like they're still “only” doing voter suppression at a scale that isn't close to “Nazi Brownshirts standing in the booths”.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've been told for years I'm overreacting about international politics, Fascism spreading in USA, Climate change, and lately, Fascism spreading in Europe.

I am so fucking sick of being right all the time, but I just can't stop. Everything keeps getting worse. It's like we've all adopted Russia's political roadmap: "Everything fucking sucked, and then it got worse".

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago (1 children)

you would call it Cassandra syndrome, but some Cunt stole that term already

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 points 4 minutes ago

Its the worst the best is to just be silly enough that nobody takes you seriously and yells at you for being right most of the time so you don't feel so bitter when they always agreed with you later and also you get yo be silly being silly is better than being correct

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

This meme kind of sums up a lot of my Reddit experience and why I left.

Not because people shouldn’t question themselves or accept they might be wrong. That is healthy. The problem is how often that idea gets turned into a performance.

A lot of Reddit now feels less like people having a conversation and more like people trying to prove they are the only enlightened person in the room. Every joke gets dissected. Every casual comment becomes a debate. Every disagreement gets reframed as “you just didn’t understand,” “you’re emotional,” or “you need to question your beliefs.”

It stops being curiosity and becomes status-seeking and ultimatly boring as fuck. Been so nice to have actual convosations where if I have my view challenged and changed it's not a huge reaction.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

That's what's refreshing on Lemmy people will contradict you or call you out for ranting, but almost always in a respectful way. Unless you mention libidos, some people get really upset about that, lol.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's not Reddit. I know quite a few people who seem to think anyone will agree with them if they just explain it properly.

Because it is entirely impossible for someone to disagree with them, so if you don't hold the same opinion, it's because you don't understand things well enough.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 1 points 57 minutes ago

I stopped thinking this way when I realized why the tortoise wins the race and not the hare. People often just... don't do things they should do, even when they're aware of their responsibilities, and understand how easy it would be. Like reassessing your beliefs when confronted with a fact you can't argue with - it's easy to do, but people just... don't. This just didn't click for me. For decades I thought everyone would naturally have the motivation to do something simple, maybe not right away, but eventually.

Slow and steady wins the race not because it's better than being quick and nimble, but because the person who can do it effortlessly knows how easy it would be, and puts it off to the point where it never gets done. So the person who gets off their ass and gets things done will win even if they're slow. The motivation to do things is more important than the skill to do them easily.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

This is intrinsic to idealist thinking. Liberals literally think history is a struggle of ideas and the most correct ones will win if everyone just sits down and thinks about it.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They would! Unfortunately, that's not how humans work. Why sit down and think about it when you can just take the other guy's stuff?

And if you're not good at thinking, how are you supposed to know when the guy you're sitting down with isn't just bullshitting you?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

Why sit down and think about it when you can just take the other guy’s stuff?

The liberal would probably say something like "the social contract prevents this kind of behavior, enlightenment thinking, etc." The materialist would point out that behavior is exactly what society is organized around, because we have mutually exclusive class interests with the people doing the taking.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah, sometimes you just gotta kill those who disagree.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You're clearly baiting something.

Haven't you ever heard the saying that it's difficult to get someone to understand something when their salary depends on them not understanding it?

This alone should tell you that you sometimes need more than just ideas. Like, sometimes you need to cut their salary.

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 2 hours ago

Rheeeeeee🤣

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah sure, i like it. Opens up new possibilities and thinking patterns. That has been kinda useful over the years.

One of the main reasons i use forum or whatever type of social media lemmy and reddit are is to have my thinking patterns questioned and tested and to read other peoples thought patterns as well.

I really don't care whatever it says about my intellect, it's just useful and can make my life easier and as an added benefit due to understanding others better, hopefully make their lives a little easier as well.

[–] Kraiden@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

is that bugs bunny on the podium?