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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My favorite beer brand went woke. So I bought ten cases of their beer and made a TikTok of me pouring it down the drain. In doing so I single-handedly drove them out of business.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Thats crazy, I brushed my mullet real nice like and fluffed my stache. Then posted a video of me firing on some cases with an automatic weapon. Then I performed at the REAL halftime show. That showed everyone how secure and confident I am.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

We’re the good guys!

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

East coast VS west cost sold many albums.... many records were sold many people died... drammmmmaaaahhhhh

[–] auzy1@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Our local racist politician here in Australia didn't complete high school

She's stated education is woke...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Woke engine running on woke oil

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 day ago

All engines are electric if you put a male to male connector on the chassis. You can refuel it by putting the wire into the gas tank.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago

They done woke the whole damn engine

[–] username_1@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

what is a shit post really.... what is anything really.

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

WOKE is the corporate capture of peoples movements specifically the black community. The USA is not a democracy. Both parties are rightwing fascist. pphhffft on god

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Left vs right 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Up vs down 😡🤬 be grateful to your billionaires! They funded the left vs right rhetoric for you!

[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

The corpos are always one step ahead. Got to get ahead of the problem. Everybodys a reactionary

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What exactly do you think left vs right means?

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago

Fake tolerable left vs right, while driving a wedge into and causing infighting of leftists so they never coordinate enough to make meaningful change and redistribute wealth.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

PHD's went to the island. The president of the USA is a pdfile and I am a muthafuckin chef. Wake up unit 6767.... life is merely but a dream... Now don't you condem my homemade hummas. booyah grandmal... Fresh rosmary from my gardamn from a plant I have kept alive for 3 years. I don't go to reasturants I am a reasturant. By the way the welldone steak was for someone else. altr altr altr altr altr

[–] 10thGlyphix@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 hours ago

Woke is the term xenophobic asshats use for anything that threatens to upset their status quo of racist, bigoted, misogynistic nonsense. "I want to be in power, but I have competition. But if I convince the whole world that only straight, white, married men can be in power, I will have less competition to be in power." Thats Classic Woke-a-cola.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip -3 points 1 day ago

shit, this has been AI this whole time?