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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

What an absolute twatwaffle.

[–] fosho@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Why is no one using their full name? How do you embarrass anyone or hold them accountable if you didn't even say their name?

Kim Chang-han

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There can’t be that many CEOs of Krafton… it’s not really a mystery who it is

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

I have no interest in learning the names of every CEO. Publish the names when they are caught doing something shitty so everyone recognizes it as an asshole

Reduces friction and avoiding the need for looking things up.

[–] Gobbel2000@programming.dev 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He always had a full legal team at his disposal. But he not only didn't consult them, he completely ignored their warnings, fully trusting the sycophancy machine.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

Next he sues chatGPT, not openAi, but the LLM itself.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's because he doesn't have to pay ChatGPT for a consultation, I'd wager.

CEOs are in for a shock in the near future. The board would LOVE to eliminate their bloated salaries, and ChatGPT can actually do their job. Unlike the janitor.

Now, I know a big part of their scam is being on each other's boards and backing each other up, to keep their own salaries high and maintain power. But... nobody gets to be CEO without screwing over many people, and all of those victims don't just disappear into the ether. They have more enemies than many of them even realize.

The board would LOVE to eliminate their bloated salaries

"The board" is typically made up of the CEOs and other C-suite denizens of other companies, so it's in their interest to approve the bloated compensation packages because then their own bloated compensation packages get approved. Corporations are a true circle jerk in the finest sense of the term.

Just further proof CEO is a position usually filled with idiots with no moral compass.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

CEOs are hard working geniuses who deserve their very high compensation, episode 84051

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Well you know they take all the risks. Except when something bad happens it is how could they have known what was happening in the company.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That should be jail time. Fuck that guy

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

silly you, jail time is for the poors

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A boy a can dream right? This 45 year dream IS take abit long for my liking though

[–] islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 day ago
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Have we tarred and feathered this loser yet or what?

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess the obvious question is "Did that include CEO bonuses as well?". Those bonuses are the artificially gigantic ones given to scavenger/predators who hurt their own employees to benefit the shareholders.

[–] III@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I still don't understand the justification for CEO bonuses. They provide zero value to the company and shareholders. They are signing away money to an individual with zero return. Aside from motivating them to do the job they are already paid for...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They provide zero value to the company and shareholders.

That isn't exactly true. They make final decisions about what the company does and how, which relates to how profitable the company is.

Bad CEOs reduce profitability while good ones increase it.

Not saying that they deserve massive bonuses for it, though.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 166 points 1 day ago (7 children)

It blows my mind just how unimaginably stupid some of these CEO's actually are. Tell us again, how the best and brightest, naturally rise to the top. I've known janitors with more common sense than this.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 60 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many of them jump ship and keep working as CEOs, dooming dozens of companies as they bank millions in pay.

[–] VicVinegar@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I've worked with a couple people like this. They'll come in bragging about their (actually) impressive résumé. There will be a honeymoon phase where everyone is convinced Mr. Fancy Résumé will change the world. A year or two will go by and everyone will realize they are the embodiment of capitalism. All confidence, importance and big talk on the outside, actually dumb and ineffective on the inside. Gilded, you could say. They get wind that their time may be up, quit, put their new badge on their résumé and starting fucking the next one. All that is to say there are a lot of people out there who are great at building a résumé, but not actually great at doing any work.

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[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

Holy shit these greedy ass people need to just go the fuck away.

[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How does a person this fucking stupid become a CEO of any company? Jesus fucking Christ.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 day ago

They wouldn't be CEO unless they had the parasitic impulse. If they wanted to make things or facilitate people there are way better positions to do that from

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 52 points 1 day ago

Because we don't promote those with worthwhile talents, the grifters find their way in and fail upwards.

[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Privilege. That's the entire thing. Meritocracy is a lie.

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Dad was rich probably

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 211 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remember everybody, if you’re going to do fraud, don’t talk about it to your friendly neighborhood surveillance company!

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[–] tortina_original@lemmy.world 115 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And yet another indication that rich fucks are not rich because they are smart but because they are sociopaths/psychopaths.

Cunts.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

HEY!

Some of them inherited their wealth

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (7 children)

So should I now buy it or not?

I love Unknown Worlds since Natural Selection but absolutely despise Krafton.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Buy it until their sales numbers get to about 3 million units where sold where the devs bonus starts to cap out. Apparently the devs get $3.12 for every dollar in sales past around $70 million and their total bonuses cap out at $250 million.

If you really want to royally screw Krafton over while making sure the devs get the maximum payout, hoist the colors when they announce 3 million total units sold 🏴‍☠️

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

This should be in the description of the post. Thank you so much for sharing this!!

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you bought the first Subnautica?

It still holds up extremely well today.

Note: If you have any fear of open water, or sharks, or anything. It's more of a horror game

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Yeah I played it. It is not about the game. I don’t want to give a single dime to Krafton.

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What?!?! The Subnautica people are the same who made Natural Selection?!??

I LOOOOVED Natural Selection!! I’d always play as an alien.. creeping through the ceiling 🤣 The hive mind concept visualized through the "wall hack" was so well done, but the RTS element of the humans was also SUPER original and both sides contrasted each other perfectly

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[–] Worstdriver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I was one of the million purchasers of the game yesterday. It's actually quite good.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 126 points 1 day ago (10 children)

When the AI chatbot responded that the earnout would be “difficult to cancel,” the ruling read, Kim didn’t accept the answer. He pushed further—and the chatbot obliged with a detailed, multi-stage corporate takeover strategy dubbed “Project X.”

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Project X, not at all childish or anything 😆

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