this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago
[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago

Pirates do love booty!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

communist manifesto

I assume that means the wearer is willing to share their booty

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine don't show off enough of my booty. I'm trying to make my ass look more enticing to dominant goth latinas.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How's it working out so far?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The enticing ass and the goth latinas.

Good name for a b movie...

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean whether or not my ass is enticing is subjective. I'd fuck me. As for the goth latinas, no luck.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Keep trying, I believe in you!

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Finally! A legit reason to take pictures of random asses!

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Good idea! I will make booty shorts with a QR code leading to my venmo. Pay me for this beautiful ass I work hard to maintain and you apparently appreciate enough to take a picture of.

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Selling your ass just got a new meaning

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They can't have it. It's mine. Just look at it, take a picture of it, and pay me money 🤑

[–] mimavox@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No. They just scan the QR code and transfer money from their bank account into mine, then go about their day.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

So more like a timeshare situation then

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No. Nothing so crude. It’s public art. This is just making a contribution to the artist.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's actually my ass, you can trust me, there is nobody on internet who lies. If people want to give me free money for my picture, I can send a link. Totally trustworthy link with qr code and everything.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was actually thinking about walking around in real life wearing shorts like that, so not like I could lie to people on the internet because I'm actually walking around with this ass because it's permanently one of my body parts in real life.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago
[–] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

Precious booty indeed!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Pirate booty shots incoming!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"And I would've got away with it, if it weren't for you MEDDLING MARXISTS!"

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

No anarchist cookbook?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The Two Genders