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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mine is wipe bare foot, sock, shoe, tie. Then repeat, wipe, sock, shoe, tie. I wipe my feet before work because im barefooted through my house over carpet(ew) in a house with 5 animals. And i unlace and retie my shoes everyday instead of keeping them tied forcing my foot in.

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What kind of person has their shit together enough that their socks are in the same place as their shoes? I have to make sure I have 5 minutes set aside of my getting ready time to search for the socks that magically disappear when I need them.

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[–] bmebenji@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Well, when I’m sleeping it’s definitely “soooooock shooooooe. sooooooock shooooooe”

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I live in a civilized country where shoes stay far away from where the socks come on.

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm generally about to put both on anyway, just putting the sock on is half a job

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I do sock sock and then ages later shoe shoe.

Are these psychopaths only putting socks on when they leave the house?

[–] AuginTuga34@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Guys, it's Sock > Sock > Shoe > Shoe C'mon, be civilized.

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm old, I'm fat, I'm lazy. I don't want to have to put my foot up on my knee twice as often.

Sock > shoe > sock > shoe

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Q: If you have 2 shoes and 1 sock, what do you need?

A: A sock.

😖🥊

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