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[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is this specific to smoking, or is it nicotine in general?

[–] Amuxix@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Iirc nicotine binds to the same receptors as oral estrogen. So I guess it's just nicotine and possibly only if you're doing pills? But I've never smoked so I've never delved too deep into it so I recommend you do a more thorough investigation.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

So what you're saying is the old commercials saying and displaying smoking makes you more manly were ignorantly accurate?

Still not worth cancer tho.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

You are a loser if you smoke cigarettes

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm about as anti-smoking as it gets, and whaaaaat the hell is this.

People shouldn't smoke because smokers' lives have worth that they shouldn't let be destroyed at the hands of the tobacco industry, not because it makes them "losers". What the actual fuck is this shit.

[–] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

If they are losing their lives by smoking, aren't they losers by definition? ;P

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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe they think shaming will be effective

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The only thing I could think of when I read their comment is that they're calling cigarette smokers "losers" while spending their time calling cigarette users "losers" in a meme community on a backwater social media site.

I laughed; if I smoked, I'd have laughed harder.

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m going to start smoking again just to spite you.

[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Congratulations, you played yourself

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I genuinely can't tell if this is a ragebait or you genuinely think that.

I could agree with "people who make smoking their lifestyles and portray it as a cool thing to do", but almost no smoker wants to be a smoker

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't failure to quit literally make you a loser?

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

The power of one's addiction mostly comes from genetics, not your vibes. While many can't really get addicted to weed, others will evolve around it. By your logic, every mentally weaker person is a loser

[–] zeroConnection@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This. Is. SPARTA.

We drop our disabled and mentally ill down into the bottomless pit. Completely useless losers.

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[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Technically correct, but is it right to say it?

Same situation applies in other situations, and it isn't limited to addiction.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ironically, Marlboro started out as a brand targeted at women (which was true of all the original filtered cigarettes). It was only later rebranded for macho men.

Lot of fun facts about filtered cigarettes, like the fact that they don't filter shit and are actually just filled with chemicals that turn them brown when exposed to smoke so that people think they're doing something. Also fun: the earliest filters contained asbestos.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

as someone who has tried smoking without a filter, they definitely do something other than brown (i have since quit)

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have mad respect for those who quit smoking. Well done dude.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

thank you, although i kinda feel like i'm "cheating", i stopped enjoying them after a while, i relapsed a few times for a pack and i disliked them more and more (and got withdrawals after each pack) and now i don't really feel tempted
in case you're trying to quit, and failed going cold turkey, like i did a bunch of times, try setting a budget for a day, and decrease it gradually. i often smoked out of boredom, so then with the limit i only did when i really wanted it, and the want decreased too eventually

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

The few people that i read that actually quitted smoking did something like that but with vaping... like using progressively lower dosis and eventually realized that they hated it and stopped.

It has nothing to do with this, but i stopped drinking sugary sodas and specially coke when i realized that it tasted like shit when i stopped drinking it for a week or two.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

They do restrict airflow, so if you suck the same way on an unfiltered cig it'll fuck you up. But if you think they make you less likely to get cancer or lung disease, there's absolutely no evidence of that.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

Are you telling me the tobacco industry lied to us?

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[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you blow a single hit of a cigarettes through a folded napkin, it will also turn brown. Its not "chemicals" like those scammy foot cleanse things. Its smoke and tar

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago

I mean whatever it takes

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Marlboro is a major producer of cigarettes. Cigarettes, and tobacco products as a whole, are expensive, smelly and are proven to increase cancer risks due to the inhalation of carcinogens as the cigarette is lit and then inhaled. The burning of cigarettes also creates tar that is then inhaled, so there is literally black sludge that slowly accumulates in ones lungs as one inhale the smoke.

Reading all that, you might wonder how one could "love" it. Thing is, Tobacco products are incredibly addictive, once you start smoking cigarettes it is incredibly hard to stop. People start by only doing it with friends once a month or so, many people say it has a relaxing effect, especially when taken in a social circle, but then their brain craves it twice a month, and suddenly they want to do it every day or more often. It's as we grown ups say, "a hooker who takes all your money but wont love you back".

Cigarettes also make hrt less effective.

This is then revealed to be a breaking point for the portrayed smoker, evidently a hormone replacement therapy user. See, hrt is helping a lot of people growing into a body they feel comfortable in. It's like puberty, but a more controlled process some people really want to do to feel comfortable in their body. This meme is showing that this desire is so great they even give up something that is incredibly hard to quit, because this step in their life is so important to them. The same way some people love to stay fit to feel good about their bodies, hrt users expend real effort to get to a body they don't hate when necessary.

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

As your friendly neighborhood cigarette representative, I would also like to ELY5 and say: have you seen our cool animated camel and did you know that menthol tastes like candy? Also, your older brother has a pack in his drawer that you definitely shouldn’t steal from. Good luck, kid! /s

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's as we grown ups say, "a hooker who takes all your money but wont love you back".

I'm so glad I read this lmao

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[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hormone replacement therapy

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

It prevents you becoming more feminine because smoking is just that manly. /s

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Who "loves" a drug-addiction? I only ever heard extremely dumb people say "but I love smoking" followed by some incredibly cognitively dissonant "because"s.

You reek miles against the wind like a dirty old ashtray, age rapidly and die of it. What's there to love? All other drugs at least offer something, taste, being high, being numb, tripping, whatever.

I did smoke BTW, so I don't talk about stuff I have no clue about.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Nah, when I was smoking I was truly enjoying the process. It was bad, obviously, but I fucking loved it. It was also a period where smoking was cool, so not only it was pleasant, but I looked cool doing it. And because it worsens your sense of smell, even downsides weren't perceived badly.
I'm so glad it's finally over, but I'm glad about it now, not then.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It’s like anything that makes us feel good. Smoking genuinely makes users feel good.

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[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Well, you started smoking at some point for some reason. Either social pressure or you liked it.

Not calling you stupid, or saying that you are entirely wrong, but maybe consider that another smoker is at a different spot than you, right now. We humans like to repeat the mistakes of others.

I want to congratulate you for stopping!

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[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Can people please stop throwing acronyms around expecting everyone to know them

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

the humble Wikipedia disambiguation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HRT

in this case, what is meant by HRT is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gender-affirming_hormone_therapy

[–] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ah yes, hrt, a super niche and unknown concept. Very unheard of and obscure. I'm sure most people don't get it.

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[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

When they say hrt do they mean all or just estrogen? Not saying I have any plans but I know I need to quit.

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