Dad Jokes

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submitted 5 hours ago by Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You don't. You get down from a goose.

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[–] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

repost

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

You can also get down from a duck, like I said. Why the heck did you post this?

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

My friend didn't get it. Could please help me explain it to them?

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

The last time this was posted the top comment explained it.

That was six hours ago. What in the wide, wide world of karma farming is going on here?

[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Thanks kind stranger and what a world indeed

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 4 hours ago

Read world news for a couple of minutes. That'll get you down.

[–] redbrick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

duh...with a well trained elephant. Thailand will show you.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 points 4 hours ago

That one took me a beat. Love it.