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[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Power button? Reset button? PSU switch? Clear CMOS button?

Let's try and press them all!

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 28 points 1 month ago

LUKS header disk emergency destroy button? *boop!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I pressed the button next to the power socket on the wall.

[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago

*rings doorbell*

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I pressed my jacket button.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 70 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's why there's a distinction between buttons and keys

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's just shit design. Even on keyboards with Power button I've seen, they're usually distinctly shaped and coloured.

[–] Gerblat@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

“Oh, I’ll need this info later, I better take a screenshot”

fatfingers the power button

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Me trying to press F12 in the dark

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I love these fuckin laptops that put the power button somewhere random in the middle of the keyboard where you might accidentally press.

I can’t imagine what goes through the mind of the genius who came up with this shit. Im guessing it was some guy who worked his way up to middle management in a Chinese manufacturing sweatshop, and then managed to sell clients on the idea that they could cut costs because he knew a quick hack to run the wires to the power supply.

[–] rambling4491@feddit.online 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be fair, every OS I've used comes with a confirmation screen when you press the power button. So if you press it accidentally, you can just hit "Cancel".

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

On KDE Plasma, pressing the power button by default shows an array of buttons for lock, sleep, hibernate, power off, and restart! Very neat I think. You can change this of course, and you can even configure it so that the behaviour changes depending on if you are plugged in, on battery, or in low power mode! I think that is really cool :0

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Windows (10 and 11 at the very least) shutdowns upon pressing it

[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Windows is a bit weird sometimes. On most Linux DEs there is this functionality, and I believe MacOS also has something similar.

I do know that Windows lets you change whether the power button shuts down or makes your screen go to sleep (which doesn't kill all your programs), so you could do that.

On a related note, I hate that you need to click the small button in the start menu to restart on Windows. On Linux, typing "restart" in the search field pops up the option, making it super quick for troubleshooting and that sort. One more reason why Linux is superior to Windows I guess!

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[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, I don't think I've ever seen such a tiny backspace key.

[–] UnrepentantAlgebra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

More like a back-no-space key

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 11 points 1 month ago

Just pressed my car key its very loud

[–] MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago

Oooh, I think I'll order a Tab.

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The late comic strip User Friendly did this best back in the day. To the point that its take on it is currently the example on its Wikipedia page. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_Friendly

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 month ago

Me: presses button on shirt

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now he's just pushing the IT guy's buttons

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How about the Turbo button?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is this 1992? Where’s my dinosaur? Will someone go to prom with me?

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just rollerblade over to my house, we'll play some Super Nintendo and drink Mello Yello.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Remember ALF? He's back. In pog form.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago

You’re really pressing his buttons there

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Press enter to continue

Presses x.

Huhuhuhihiuh it still works stupid developer huhuhu🦭🦭🦭

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

taps ctrl and shift repeatedly.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Valorie12@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

*Laser noises intensify*

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I pressed the turbo button

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm convinced that button did nothing

[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It did. You used it to make your CPU slower for old timing-dependent games

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, they probably inverted it because it's weird to market a “slow” button

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

My 386 had turbo on practically all the time except when playing earlier era games where half speed made them playable

It really was an unturbo button

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

Its worst when you ask ppl how they got in this situation and they go I dk "the last person told me to do this" knowing full well no they didnt and I have to spend an hour figurjng out wtf they did to undo it all.

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love that guy's face, I can't NOT laugh. Damn, what's the name of the movie again??

[–] childOfMagenta@jlai.lu 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never seen it but Monster House it seems.

[–] borth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Yess! Thank you!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

"listen here you little shit"

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I press my belly button.

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