this post was submitted on 21 May 2026
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[–] tyler@programming.dev 26 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

The red circle and square actually do a lot of work here. I didn’t see him until after reading.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 1 hour ago

One of the few times the red circle was necessary!

[–] EvilFonzy@lemmy.world 30 points 2 hours ago

If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I think the location is the worst part tbh

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Could be outdoors at a church. During covid in Canada, our small town had weddings outside, and our church doubles as a bingo hall and a mosque. In small towns, you make do with whatever real estate works, sort of deal. The outfits are another story though lol

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

A church, bingo hall, and mosque. What a fucking combination.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 points 26 minutes ago

It's very common, as churches usually don't use the whole property.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/united-church-sold-ottawa-mosque-1.3591054

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago

Ahh shorts, half legs and half pants. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 1 points 44 minutes ago

I think they're worried about the right guy, he looks like Peter Thiel

[–] frog@feddit.uk 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah. Taylor Swifts wedding was supposed to be small with just friends and family. They all promised to not publish puctures without permission.

Looks like catering staff didn't care though. Huge issue.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 hour ago

FUCK XAVIER

[–] homes@piefed.world 7 points 2 hours ago

At least the other dude is in uniform

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Aim for the head

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Why didn't you bring some friends?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world -1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It would be funnier without the red circle and the comment.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

"It would be funnier without the setup for the punchline."