I'd tell you to skip that one, but I can't seem to find what comes next.
this post was submitted on 22 May 2026
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Do not worry, you are not even allowed to say the next. And the one after is also unacceptable.
I tried saying the number 410... but somehow it was gone
It's OK to use 200 instead.
Do not say 418... fuck turned into a teapot again.
That’s a deep cut
When i wake up i always scream 425.