Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 month ago by 64bithero@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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But I was told it’s forbidden

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd tell you to skip that one, but I can't seem to find what comes next.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

Do not worry, you are not even allowed to say the next. And the one after is also unacceptable.

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 12 points 1 month ago

It's OK to use 200 instead.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 1 month ago

I tried saying the number 410... but somehow it was gone

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not say 418... fuck turned into a teapot again.

[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That’s a deep cut

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I wanted to say 404 but just couldn't find the words.

[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

When i wake up i always scream 425.

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

I always cone back to 304. It never loses its shine.